A blonde young woman was tired of constantly being portrayed as having less intelligence because of her hair color... and she decided to do something about it....
One day, she dyed her hair dark, and went for a drive...coming upon a ranch, she finds the rancher leaning against the fence, and she pulls over. Looking out at his field she sees this huge flock of sheep, and asks him, "If I can guess how many sheep you have in that field, can I have one?"... The old rancher looks at her, and says, "yup, I reckon that'd be alright"...
She rattles off a number, and the rancher, surprised, confirms that she did in fact get the correct number, and tells her to go pick out her sheep.
After she gets the animal she has chosen, loaded into the back seat of her car.... the old rancher asks......
"Lady, if I guess your true hair color, can I have my dog back?"
2006-08-17 02:15:21 · 13 answers · asked by thewrangler_sw 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA!! that's a good one. never heard it before. i love blonde jokes!! even though i'm a major blonde! i'll remember that one! thanks! have a nice day! :)
2006-08-17 02:21:53 · answer #1 · answered by JeSuSrOcKz! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's really funny. I'm a blonde and I have heard a lot of blonde jokes and thats so top 3
2006-08-17 03:16:32 · answer #2 · answered by Shel 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love blonde jokes
2006-08-17 05:49:26 · answer #3 · answered by HHH 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, the dog is mine! You said I pick any sheep, and this is a sheep dog! So sheep it was free!
2006-08-17 02:55:36 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats great!
i havent heard that one before!
2006-08-17 02:19:44 · answer #5 · answered by jrig 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's cute- can you send that to my email address- mother4life2005@yahoo.com.
2006-08-17 02:29:21 · answer #6 · answered by Renee25 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still funny if you ask me. I like it, thanx.
2006-08-17 02:25:36 · answer #7 · answered by police 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny I like that one
2006-08-17 02:24:20 · answer #8 · answered by kandigyrl 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha. Seriously!
2006-08-17 02:20:53 · answer #9 · answered by No More 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was great i havent heard it before
2006-08-17 02:34:12 · answer #10 · answered by ♥OHIO*HONEY♥ 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋