Entertainment & Music - 15 August 2006

A bug eyed man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a Gecko. The man doesn't even notice the gecko sitting next to him and sets his coat on top of him. The gecko gets pissed and yells out "HEY watch it ******!" Then the bug eyed man apologizes saying "oh I'm sorry, I didn't see you there. Then the gecko.. pissed off yells "You didn't see me? With those eyes..."

(finish this joke, 10 points to the funniest response)
(then I'll tell you mine)

2006-08-15 06:51:05 · 7 answers · asked by VetteLeo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

"COME A LITTLE CLOSER"....

2006-08-15 06:50:53 · 99 answers · asked by "The Tigress" 1 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 06:50:41 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 06:50:41 · 15 answers · asked by ? 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 06:50:36 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

i want one right above my shoulder on the back of my bicep

2006-08-15 06:49:09 · 16 answers · asked by Mike m 1 in Music

2006-08-15 06:48:50 · 65 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 06:48:43 · 15 answers · asked by CARLOS S 1 in Celebrities

Mine is Pooh Bear.

2006-08-15 06:48:27 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

what was your favorite part, and why?

2006-08-15 06:47:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-08-15 06:47:52 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Hmmmmm?? HMMMMMMMMMM??? And yes, I know alot of you think they suck.

2006-08-15 06:47:41 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

* How many teeth are remaining in ur mouth??
* How many fingers do u have ??
* How many strands of hair do u have on ur head ??
* How many condoms do you keep with you ??
* How many windows do you have in your house ??

2006-08-15 06:47:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

I saw this chick I went to school with in FL back when, 4 years ago on an Alaskan trip, we both about flipped out.

2006-08-15 06:47:31 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm not talking about organized sports like kickball, baseball, and the like. More like "Duck, duck, goose" or "Moonlight Starlight."

2006-08-15 06:47:12 · 19 answers · asked by warehaus 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 06:47:05 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

we do stuff like rihanna and ciara u kno wat i mean?

2006-08-15 06:46:55 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-08-15 06:46:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

the color of the corner house on 1 Loughberry Road, Saratoga Springs, NY 12866.

2006-08-15 06:46:16 · 28 answers · asked by Andres 2 in Other - Entertainment

I love this photo.

http://www.imdb.com/gallery/mptv/1063/Mptv/1063/3470-0022.jpg?path=gallery&path_key=0047736

2006-08-15 06:45:46 · 5 answers · asked by I am Sunshine 6 in Television

I'm getting a lot of it and I even have my spam guard turned on. Its weird.

2006-08-15 06:45:44 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 06:45:19 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

me, daily
except when camping or things like that

2006-08-15 06:45:14 · 18 answers · asked by Boo Boo 4 in Polls & Surveys

I feel the need to download :o)

2006-08-15 06:44:45 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

and how old are you?

2006-08-15 06:44:41 · 48 answers · asked by Wondering 4 in Polls & Surveys

Here is my favorite joke:

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "What is politics?" Dad says, "Well, Son, let me try to explain it this way. I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism. Your Mom, she's the administrator of the money, so we'll call her the Government. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the People. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class; and your baby brother, we'll call him the Future. Now, think about that, and see if that makes sense."

So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said. Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper. So the little boy goes to his parents room, and finds his mother sound asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

2006-08-15 06:44:20 · 25 answers · asked by ? 2 in Jokes & Riddles

Mc Fly recently made their own version of the Queen classic "Dont stop me now". It sounds really bad and it annoyed me that someone would even dare to try and better a performance by Queen. It annoys me even more that alot of the people who hear it probably think it is Mc Fly's song. G4 (or somthing like that) recently tried to do something simular with Bohemian Rhapsody, that also pissed me off.

2006-08-15 06:44:14 · 5 answers · asked by True_Brit 3 in Music

i <3 Wolverine

2006-08-15 06:44:07 · 22 answers · asked by .priyarawr 1 in Movies

Here's the deal people, I always see people get all up in arms about FOX News having a conservative bias and how that kind of thing doesn't belong on the news. Why aren't the same people b****ing about every othere news network having a liberal bias?

2006-08-15 06:43:58 · 5 answers · asked by Wocka wocka 6 in Television

on the twenty third day he thinks well I love Rex but if I don't eat him we will both die so he decides there is nothing else for it but to kill his best friend, anyway two hours later he has had a real feast and when he finishes all that is left is a big pile of bones and he thinks to himself "what a shame Rex would have really enjoyed those" !.

2006-08-15 06:43:53 · 12 answers · asked by fattommy 3 in Jokes & Riddles