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One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
>traditional feast.
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>Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
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>She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
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>When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed
>the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into the turkey,
>and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the
>oven.
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>When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
>oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon
>hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
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>With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
>"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
>horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
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>It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
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>Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
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2006-08-15
13:12:28
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