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One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my sister's house for the
>traditional feast.
>
>Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided to play a trick.
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>She told my sister that she needed something from the store.
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>When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the oven, removed
>the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and inserted it into the turkey,
>and re-stuffed the turkey. She then placed the bird(s) back in the
>oven.
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>When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the turkey out of the
>oven and proceeded to remove the stuffing. When her serving spoon
>hit something, she reached in and pulled out the little bird.
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>With a look of total shock on her face, my mother exclaimed,
>"Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!" At the reality of this
>horrifying news, my sister started to cry.
>
>It took the family two hours to convince her that turkeys lay eggs!
>
>Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
>

2006-08-15 13:12:28 · 17 answers · asked by xxxx 2 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

17 answers

thats some good stuff(ing)!

2006-08-15 13:21:45 · answer #1 · answered by smileygirl11 2 · 0 1

Funny

2006-08-15 22:28:27 · answer #2 · answered by Lizzy 2 · 0 0

Eww, who would waste a perfectly good turkey by stuffing a bird into it?!

2006-08-15 20:23:19 · answer #3 · answered by Cowgirl 3 · 0 0

I like it,it's like the mellon mule egg found in the stable. I can wait though for thanksgiving to try it on someone I know.

2006-08-15 20:26:03 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

ya but only the hens not the Toms. But thats another story for her lol

2006-08-15 21:17:30 · answer #5 · answered by mike L 4 · 0 0

that's the best practical joke I've heard in a very long time.thank you for the laugh

2006-08-15 20:28:32 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

i agree w/r w g. that's the best practical joke I've heard in a long time, I may try that

2006-08-15 20:41:27 · answer #7 · answered by maria f 2 · 0 0

sounds like something believable that some one has made up as a joke is anyone really that dense?

2006-08-15 20:19:02 · answer #8 · answered by lambtonliner 3 · 0 0

Sadly, I know people who would fall for this trick and they are not all blondes.

2006-08-15 20:49:42 · answer #9 · answered by Pundit Bandit 5 · 0 0

LOL I was on the floor.

2006-08-15 20:59:05 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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