Entertainment & Music - 15 August 2006

that's when i was born.

2006-08-15 18:32:39 · 5 answers · asked by orlandobloomishot109 1 in Celebrities

Saddam Hussein called President Bush and said, "George, I had a
wonderful
dream last night. I could see America, the whole country, and on
each house I
saw a banner."

"What did it say on the banners?" Mr. Bush asked.

Saddam replied, "LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN."

Mr. Bush responded, "You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called.
Last
night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was
more
beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each
house flew an
enormous banner."

"What did the banners say?" Saddam asked.

"I don't know," replied Mr. Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."

2006-08-15 18:32:03 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Jokes & Riddles

who here has noticed the the volcano in finding nemo, were they give nemo his nick name sharkbate...has an odd name....
ok heres what you do....say the name really slowly.
ok?
if you know the name that is..

2006-08-15 18:31:41 · 7 answers · asked by girlperson 2 in Movies

I would prefer this to be something that I can still purchase, to have in my collection.

2006-08-15 18:30:31 · 6 answers · asked by amyleedevotee 1 in Music

(or yesterday?)

2006-08-15 18:30:28 · 50 answers · asked by powhound 7 in Polls & Surveys

Back in 1932
in a sleazy bordello
grandma worked her fingers to the bone.

While others were baking cookies
grandma was selling nookie to lonely men
so they wouldn't be alone.

They say she was the best lay
That's how she kept the rent paid
___________________________

2006-08-15 18:30:07 · 6 answers · asked by owensb01 3 in Music

2006-08-15 18:29:56 · 21 answers · asked by vinny_the_hack 5 in Music

2006-08-15 18:29:05 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

Mine are:

1. Russian Ark
2. 25th Hour
3. Ten
4. Gerry
5. Friday Night
6. Far From Heaven
7. Punch-Drunk Love
8. Spider
9. Hero
10. City of God

2006-08-15 18:28:41 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

if anyone uses it im me daydreamer18862

2006-08-15 18:28:40 · 3 answers · asked by dark^wishy 4 in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-15 18:28:32 · 21 answers · asked by Hairy Lime 3 in Movies

2006-08-15 18:28:24 · 7 answers · asked by vikram u 1 in Polls & Surveys

Watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KPBOZzeLG-g
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiBn55tA8Cs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wky5H1xC6-I

What do you think?

2006-08-15 18:27:18 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I've been watching anime raw for a year and it realy doesn't suggest any behavior to me or anything and I'm eleven.

2006-08-15 18:27:05 · 19 answers · asked by sora,donald,and goofy. 3 in Comics & Animation

I am on tori´s

2006-08-15 18:26:28 · 8 answers · asked by Rodrigo 1 in Celebrities

Yeah, some are capped, but over all they aren't all scuzzy and yucky like many of the other pirates. How come his look better? Was his dad a dentist or something???

2006-08-15 18:26:09 · 3 answers · asked by Joy_Brigade 3 in Movies

"MULTIPLE ORGASMS"

I SAY "WOOHOOO, BABY BRING IT ON PLZZZZ..

2006-08-15 18:25:49 · 30 answers · asked by "The Tigress" 1 in Polls & Surveys

in the movie "waist deep", where is the place in Mexico that CoCo (megan Good) wanted to go?

2006-08-15 18:25:49 · 1 answers · asked by chrissy 2 in Movies

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uBIugZo8QwQ

He had went onto the computer without my permission and one of his little friends sent him a link to that video. He has not stopped crying since 8 o clock he is afraid the man in the video is going to play with his privates [yes i know]. He is very young and I showed my husband and he had a good laugh but I am very concerned. I called my neighbor over to see what she thought and she was very mortified. PLease tell me what your opionion is on what I should tell my son because it is 1 25 a.m and he cannot sleep

2006-08-15 18:25:48 · 8 answers · asked by Fourtonfour 3 in Other - Entertainment

OK I NEED TO FIND THE SONG
DEAR MOMMA BY TWO PAC
IM GOING TO PLAY IT TO SHOW HER I LUB HER AND RESPECT HER !?!?!? PLEZZ HELP
YOU WILL GET 10 POINTS

2006-08-15 18:25:36 · 9 answers · asked by *~♥h0lliiwo0d♥~* 2 in Music

Girls, How would you like something Red, Hot and Throbbing between your legs, JUMP ON A HONDA,

2006-08-15 18:23:49 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

just need some help, thats all

2006-08-15 18:22:52 · 24 answers · asked by a squeegee person 2 in Polls & Surveys

lets go 4 it...
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

#1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.

#2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
Government.

#3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the
People.


#4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.

#5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.

"Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."

So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So, the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound
asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding
the door locked, he looks in t he peephole and finds his father in bed
with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class,
while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep ****."

________________________

2006-08-15 18:22:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Is Luke Wilson (uncredited) in this movie? In the front middle of the crowd in a leather jacket during Truth or Date! Sure looks like him!

2006-08-15 18:21:54 · 5 answers · asked by Gothic Martha™ 6 in Movies

In Lilo & Stitch 2: Stitch Has a Glitch, for Lilo's hula theme for the contest, she uses an ancient Hawaiian legend of two friends (borderline lovers though) of a goddess and a handsome mortal. Disney makes it looks like Lilo and Stitch are these two 'friends' by the way they act out the legend for Lilo's hula contest. Anyway, I want to know what was the story's title again. And what were the names of the characters of the story, I would like to read up on that legend. The way how Disney made the legend's characters look like just friends so obviously screams of self-censorship! Come on, give me a break, a little romance can't hurt now can it? I've got to know the tale's title to read it in the correct context. It sounds like a nice story. I mean, a jealous goddess chucking a guy into a volcano and his 'friend' resuscitating him from the dead? Sounds cool to me.

2006-08-15 18:21:49 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

I heard that one about a year ago at my girlfriend's place and I want that track...It's a female rapper. Sorry that's all the info I got.

2006-08-15 18:21:45 · 4 answers · asked by Sherluck 6 in Music

When you see my username what pops into your mind?

2006-08-15 18:21:21 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-15 18:21:15 · 16 answers · asked by Coffee-Infused Insomniac 2 in Polls & Surveys

The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.



Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50 year old executive. Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 30 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking lot, she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.

By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car. He replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!"

Men have no idea when to keep their mouths shut!!!

2006-08-15 18:20:58 · 15 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-15 18:20:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys