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A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What are Politics?"
Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

#1. I'm the head of the family, so call me The President.

#2. Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the
Government.

#3. We're here to take care of your needs, so we'll call you the
People.


#4. The nanny, we'll consider her the Working Class.

#5. And your baby brother, we'll call him the Future.

"Now, think about that and see if it makes sense."

So, the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to
check on him. He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So, the little boy goes to his parent's room and finds his mother sound
asleep. Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding
the door locked, he looks in t he peephole and finds his father in bed
with the Nanny. He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, "Dad, I think I
understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think
politics is all about."

The little boy replies, "The President is screwing the Working Class,
while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and
the Future is in deep ****."

________________________

2006-08-15 18:22:19 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

19 answers

not a bad joke.
here is some food for thought,
the little black box on a\n aeroplane never gets damaged in a crash, so why cant they make the whole plane out of the same stuff.

2006-08-15 22:52:48 · answer #1 · answered by welshwife 4 · 0 0

hahahahaha funny, hehe i'm a bit hyper and can't stop laughing now

2006-08-16 11:31:32 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

oh yeah! thats reality but a bit old my friend!!
yes sometimes we do that coz yesterday i also posted an old one!

2006-08-16 01:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 0 0

LOL. I like this joke. It IS funny. LOL.

Have a great day!

2006-08-16 09:05:08 · answer #4 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0 0

Funny and cute.

2006-08-16 01:31:16 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

the jokes good, but almost as old as me

2006-08-16 03:46:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

very very funny p!ssed myself laughing LOL

2006-08-16 04:04:05 · answer #7 · answered by SAMANTHA P 1 · 0 0

this is ancient same thing someone posted it yesterday and the day before....sorry ♥

2006-08-16 01:27:56 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0 1

the Future is in deep ****."
All thanks to George W Bush & Ms Tony Blair

THANKS FOR THE JOKE TOO I LIKED IT

2006-08-16 04:57:49 · answer #9 · answered by itsa o 6 · 0 0

its old dude but
ahahahahahahahha its for your efforts

2006-08-16 03:44:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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