The young bride approached her awaiting husband on their wedding night and demanded $20 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, he readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love for the next 30 years, him thinking it was a cute way for her to buy new clothes, etc.
Arriving home around noon one day, she found her husband in a very drunken state. Over the next few minutes she heard of the ravages of financial ruin caused by corporate down sizing and it's effects on a 50 year old executive. Calmly, she handed him a bank book showing deposits and interest for 30 years totaling nearly $1 million dollars. Pointing across the parking lot, she gestured toward the local bank while handing him stock certificates worth nearly $2 million dollars and informing him that he was the largest stockholder in the bank. She told him that for 30 years she had charged him each time they had sex, and this was the result of her investments.
By now he was distraught and beating his head against the side of the car. He replied, "If I had known what you were doing, I would have given you all of my business!"
Men have no idea when to keep their mouths shut!!!
2006-08-15 18:20:58 · 15 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one very funny!!!
2006-08-15 18:27:11 · answer #1 · answered by Richo Fev 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think he kept his mouth shut about 30 years too long!
2006-08-16 01:40:19 · answer #2 · answered by elge13 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sangy ur quite good. Where do u get all ur jokes 4rom?
Who cares anyway they're hillarious!
2006-08-21 06:44:42 · answer #3 · answered by lil_MI$$ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny. I wonder how much of that nest egg was his?
2006-08-16 01:37:33 · answer #4 · answered by Fat Lady 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-21 16:33:24 · answer #5 · answered by Rana S 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
2006-08-21 12:00:17 · answer #6 · answered by ☆★-§CodersUniverse§-★☆ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's you again. This is getting interesting every time. Babe your hot.
2006-08-21 08:54:04 · answer #7 · answered by sleepy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
gr8
2006-08-21 07:42:28 · answer #8 · answered by sonu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
men are smart but women are SMARTER!
2006-08-16 01:30:58 · answer #9 · answered by pinkcloud2015 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
this is not the case.
2006-08-16 01:24:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋