Saddam Hussein called President Bush and said, "George, I had a
wonderful
dream last night. I could see America, the whole country, and on
each house I
saw a banner."
"What did it say on the banners?" Mr. Bush asked.
Saddam replied, "LONG LIVE SADDAM HUSSEIN."
Mr. Bush responded, "You know, Saddam, I am really happy you called.
Last
night I had a similar dream. I could see all of Baghdad, and it was
more
beautiful than ever. It had been rebuilt completely, and on each
house flew an
enormous banner."
"What did the banners say?" Saddam asked.
"I don't know," replied Mr. Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."
2006-08-15 18:32:03 · 8 answers · asked by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2006-08-15 19:54:24 · answer #1 · answered by Dew Drop 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
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2016-10-02 03:43:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-15 19:54:26 · answer #3 · answered by Cool Z 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-15 19:02:49 · answer #4 · answered by Rolando Jr. E 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-15 18:37:46 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-15 18:36:21 · answer #6 · answered by Jamie W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-08-15 18:38:27 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! I'm telling this one at work. Thanks.
2006-08-15 18:46:26 · answer #8 · answered by Steffi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋