A little guy is sitting on a park bench just staring
at his drink for half an hour when this big
trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs
his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor
little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time." says
the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just
can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life." Says the little
guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I
overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my
boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found
my car was stolen and I have no insurance.
I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I
discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I
found my wife in bed with the neighbour. So I came
here trying to work up the courage to put an end to my
life. And then you show up and drank the poison."
2006-08-15
01:41:24
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