A little guy is sitting on a park bench just staring
at his drink for half an hour when this big
trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, grabs
his drink and gulps it down in one swig. The poor
little guy starts crying.
"Come on man, I was just giving you a hard time." says
the truck driver. "I'll buy you another drink. I just
can't stand to see a man crying."
"This is the worst day of my life." Says the little
guy between sobs. "I can't do anything right. I
overslept and was late to an important meeting, so my
boss fired me. When I went to the parking lot, I found
my car was stolen and I have no insurance.
I grabbed a cab home but, after the cab left, I
discovered my wallet was still in the cab. At home I
found my wife in bed with the neighbour. So I came
here trying to work up the courage to put an end to my
life. And then you show up and drank the poison."
2006-08-15 01:41:24 · 17 answers · asked by UncleGeorge 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
poor guy hah... but he was lucky in the end... he will go on to marry the truckers wife and steal his wallet and truck.... :D there. happy ending lol
2006-08-15 02:27:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
In a way, he's both lucky AND unlucky. Unlucky because of all the stuff that happened today. Lucky because he still has a chance to live.
2006-08-15 05:03:22 · answer #2 · answered by animefan95 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this is a funny story! Yes he was unlucky all day and from his perspective at the moment - unlucky at the end.
2006-08-15 01:58:46 · answer #3 · answered by yonica 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
allready heard it a billion times try making one up..like if you can' sleep just think of a joke 4 a while
2006-08-15 03:20:52 · answer #4 · answered by ~Cats rule~ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Thieves are rewarded. LOL.
A great joke.
Have a really nice day.
2006-08-15 03:52:17 · answer #5 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well from his point of view he was unlucky but from mine he definitely is not.
2006-08-15 01:51:39 · answer #6 · answered by alloy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats mildly amuzing, so what happens to the truck driver?
2006-08-15 01:47:46 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Really funny.
Was he not a bit lucky this time?
2006-08-15 01:51:31 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he is plain unlucky.
2006-08-15 01:47:05 · answer #9 · answered by engineerpig 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its kinda funny. Its not LOL funny but its okay.
2006-08-15 01:45:57 · answer #10 · answered by BeautifulSin64 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋