There were three priests in a railroad station,
all wanting to go home to Pittsburgh. Behind the
ticket counter was a very, very shapely lass.
Well endowed, gorgeous, amazing and with a very
low cut blouse.
The priests were all in embarrassing new
territory, so they drew straws to determine who
would get the tickets.
The first priest approached the window. "Young
lady," he began, "I would like three pickets to
titsburg..." Whereupon he completely lost his
composure and fled.
The second priest approached. "Young lady, I
would like three tickets to Pittsburgh," he began,
"and I would like the change in nipples and
dimes." So of course he also fled.
Then came the third. "Young lady, I would like
three tickets to Pittsburgh, and I would like the
change in nickels and dimes. And I must say," he
continued, "if you insist on dressing like that,
when you get to the pearly gates, St. Finger
going to shake his peter at you."
2006-08-15
19:58:02
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