A man and his wife are driving down the road when
a cop pulls the man over. The cop says to the
man, "Do you know that you were speeding?"
"No sir" the man replies "I didn’t know I was
speeding."
The mans wife then yells "Yes you did, you knew
you were speeding I’ve been telling you to slow
down for miles."
"SHUT UP!" the man says to his wife, "Shut the
hell up, just sit back and be quite."
Then the cop says, "Well, since I’ve got you
pulled over did you know that the tag on your
license plate is expired?"
"No Sir," the man replies, "I did not know
that."
"WHATEVER!" His wife yells, "I’ve been telling
you to go get it up to date for 2 whole months
now!"
"Shut up" the man yells to his wife again!
"Sit back and shut up, mind your own business!"
Curious, the cop walks over to the woman’s side
of the car and asks her, "Does he always talk
to you this way?"
"No" she replies, "Only when he's drinking!"
2006-08-15
19:45:51
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