A conductor is conducting his symphony, and he is very stressed. His best violinist had just quit, so he had to hire a new one on the spot. The new violinist was inexperienced, and kept messing up with the song.
"Do you know how important this symphony is to me!?!" The conductor growled after rehearsal.
"Yeah, I'm sorry I keep messing up." the violinist says meekly.
"You'd better be sorry! If you screw up my symphony, I'll be the laughing stock of every conductor in the world!"
"I'm really sorry." says the violinist.
This wasn't good enough for the conductor. He wanted to be sure the violinist played right.
"I'm going to carry a loaded gun with me onstage tomorrow, and if you mess up, I will SHOOT you." he yells
"Maybe if you weren't such a bad conductor you wouldn't have to make idle threats." snaps the violinist, and storms off.
"I'll show him," thinks the violinist "tomorrow, I will purposely ruin the symphony.
The next day, the violinist plays his note terribly off pitch.
2006-08-13
05:30:30
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