A conductor is conducting his symphony, and he is very stressed. His best violinist had just quit, so he had to hire a new one on the spot. The new violinist was inexperienced, and kept messing up with the song.
"Do you know how important this symphony is to me!?!" The conductor growled after rehearsal.
"Yeah, I'm sorry I keep messing up." the violinist says meekly.
"You'd better be sorry! If you screw up my symphony, I'll be the laughing stock of every conductor in the world!"
"I'm really sorry." says the violinist.
This wasn't good enough for the conductor. He wanted to be sure the violinist played right.
"I'm going to carry a loaded gun with me onstage tomorrow, and if you mess up, I will SHOOT you." he yells
"Maybe if you weren't such a bad conductor you wouldn't have to make idle threats." snaps the violinist, and storms off.
"I'll show him," thinks the violinist "tomorrow, I will purposely ruin the symphony.
The next day, the violinist plays his note terribly off pitch.
2006-08-13 05:30:30 · 8 answers · asked by bowlingcap 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
“STOP THE MUSIC!” yells the conductor. He pulls out his gun, and shoots the violinist squarely in the head.
Panic ensues throughout the orchestra. Eventually the police come in and arrest the conductor. The orchestra cannot believe that their conductor would do such a thing. “You’re a murderer and a bad conductor too.” yells a trombone.
Eventually the conductor is found guilty by the jury, and the judge sentences him to the electric chair.
“Any last words?” asks the operator.
“Just get it over with.” says the conductor.
The operator flips the switch. Nothing happens. He tries it again. Nothing happens. Finally he takes a look at the chair, and it looks like it should work.
“I can’t figure out what the problem is.” says the operator.
“I guess the violinist was right” says the conductor “I am a bad conductor after all.”
2006-08-13 05:31:08 · update #1
Quatt 47: You don't look like you have seen the 1950's.
2006-08-13 07:00:34 · update #2
That joke's so old it's 'Shocking'. First heard it in the 1950's as a kid.
2006-08-13 06:25:58 · answer #1 · answered by quatt47 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's an okay joke. Not too great, but not extremely bad.
2006-08-13 16:13:31 · answer #2 · answered by candace 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought it would have some connection with music but seems to be like
PHYSICS.....
2006-08-13 13:22:14 · answer #3 · answered by sweety 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
too much story not enough joke
2006-08-13 13:38:00 · answer #4 · answered by jbblackdog11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i agree with him ^^ and the punchline needed more to it, sorry kinda BLAH! â¥
2006-08-13 15:01:38 · answer #5 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that's funny, but i was expecting something else to happen
2006-08-13 12:56:30 · answer #6 · answered by LaBeLlAvItA 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that joke's definitely ''conducive'' to humor! lol
2006-08-13 12:34:16 · answer #7 · answered by jdmclm2003 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its OK...:-|
2006-08-13 12:44:11 · answer #8 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋