Entertainment & Music - 11 August 2006

im so bored right now, wat r u doing, besides answering questions on here, i already played my keyboard (half-an-hour) played my guitar (an hour) eat(5mins. gotta a big mouth!) watched a movie(didnt time that) answered ??s (15 mins) im sooooo bored, wats up with u people???

2006-08-11 08:58:13 · 8 answers · asked by sk8ter_geek 3 in Other - Entertainment

She spent the first day packing her belongings into boxes, crates and suitcases. On the second day, she had the movers come and collect her things. On the third day, she sat down for the last time at their beautiful dining room table by candlelight, put on some soft background music and feasted on a pound of shrimp, a jar of caviar and a bottle of Chardonnay. When she had finished, she went into each and every room and depositeda Few half-eaten shrimp dipped in caviar, into the hollow of thecurtain rods. She then cleaned up the kitchen and left. When the husband returned with his new girlfriend, all was bliss forthe first few days. Then slowly, the house began to smell. They tried everything; cleaning, mopping and airing the place out. Vents were checked for dead rodents and carpets were steamed. Air Fresheners were hung everywhere. Exterminators were brought in to set off gas canisters, during which they had to move out for a few days, and in the end even paid to replace the expensive wool carpeting. Nothing worked. People stopped coming over to visit. Repairmen refused to work in the house. The maid quit. Finally, they could not take the stench any longer and decided to move. A month later, even though they had cut their price in half, theycould not find a buyer for their stinky house. Word got out and eventually even the local realtors refused to return their calls. Finally, they had to borrow a huge sum of money from the bank topurchase a new place. The ex-wife called the man and asked how things were going. He toldher the saga of the rotting house. She listened politely and said thatshe missed her old home terribly, and would be willing to reduce herdivorce settlement in exchange for getting the house back. Knowing his ex-wife had no idea how bad the smell was, he agreed on a Price that was about 1/10th of what the house had been worth, but only if she were to sign the papers that very day. She agreed and within the hour his lawyers delivered the paperwork. A week later the man and his girlfriend stood smiling as they watched the moving company pack everything to take to their new home.... .......including the curtain rods. I LOVE A HAPPY ENDING, DON'T YOU?????

2006-08-11 08:58:11 · 7 answers · asked by maria f 2 in Jokes & Riddles

I love warner bother cartoons, but how come...when Willie Coyote uses an anvile to use on the road runner the anvile is always lighter in weight than Willie is the same goes with bolders?and why does he bother ordering from Acme when none of their stuff works?

2006-08-11 08:58:11 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

2006-08-11 08:57:50 · 10 answers · asked by Diggs 2 in Music

1. Name 5 Famous Mormons that weren't prophets

2. What are the names of the last two Popes?

3. Comprehende espanol?

2006-08-11 08:57:03 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I'm not sure if its by Three Days Grace, but I think it is. It goes something like:
Somebody help me through
I can't control myself
Somebody wake me from this mightmare
I can't escape

2006-08-11 08:55:31 · 4 answers · asked by wellmynameismaddie 3 in Music

2006-08-11 08:55:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

thats stupid lol

2006-08-11 08:55:01 · 7 answers · asked by lia86 3 in Polls & Surveys

it's from the movie slc punk

2006-08-11 08:54:45 · 5 answers · asked by one8swayze 2 in Music

2006-08-11 08:53:38 · 9 answers · asked by Alyssa 1 in Music

i need some info. for my lecture.would you explain about kinds of families?

2006-08-11 08:52:57 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

Is there something you need to confess?

2006-08-11 08:52:51 · 22 answers · asked by True Rocker 2 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-11 08:52:50 · 19 answers · asked by CedDigorry 1 in Celebrities

2006-08-11 08:52:44 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Sleep in since it's Saturday or will you

get up early and get going ?

I'll have no choice but to get up and going, I have a little 3-year-old alarm clock that's up usually before 7:00 a.m., regardless of the day !! Oh how I miss sleeping in on Saturday !

2006-08-11 08:52:23 · 51 answers · asked by bye bye 5 in Polls & Surveys

Which city? We will be at the one in the ATL!

2006-08-11 08:51:50 · 5 answers · asked by Alie 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-11 08:51:49 · 22 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

What can be done?

2006-08-11 08:51:22 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

2006-08-11 08:51:12 · 14 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

what would U do and how would you spend it, invest it or anything else goes.

Thanks 4 your input.

2006-08-11 08:50:45 · 13 answers · asked by latina_925 2 in Polls & Surveys

Do you think he would let me be his partner in crime...when he takes over the world?

2006-08-11 08:50:35 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Mine's is scary movie 1 and 2 and don't be a meance to society and don't be a meance(while drinking your juice in the hood).Radio, Chain saw masscure, jeppers creppers, and the players club.

2006-08-11 08:50:33 · 20 answers · asked by mickeymousegirl00 2 in Movies

And which is better?

2006-08-11 08:50:29 · 7 answers · asked by Ashlin 2 in Music

2006-08-11 08:50:18 · 15 answers · asked by ani 2 in Horoscopes

2006-08-11 08:50:18 · 16 answers · asked by tictak kat 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-11 08:49:51 · 19 answers · asked by crownvic64 4 in Music

The man who built it didn't need it, the man who bought it didn't use it, and the man who used it didn't see it. What is it?

2006-08-11 08:49:51 · 28 answers · asked by designer_bunnie 3 in Jokes & Riddles

Now, she's what I call a female rocker! Her songs are honest, brutal and full of lessons.

What do you think?

2006-08-11 08:49:32 · 10 answers · asked by dewdropinn 3 in Music

i heard it in the ciara ft. chamillionaire get up video... What does it mean...?

2006-08-11 08:49:24 · 5 answers · asked by Suga Honey Ice T 1 in Music

alan jackson
big and rich
joe nichols i am presently listening to him
dierks bently
miranda lambert
jimmy buffet
don mclean
jhonny cash
waylon jennings
willie nelson
george strait
and many more are the ones i like

2006-08-11 08:49:17 · 15 answers · asked by Matthew D 2 in Music