Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks,"What is politics?"Dad says, "Well let me try to explain it this way.I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.Mommy is the administrator of the money so we'll call her the government.We're here to take care of your needs so we'll call you the people.The nanny is the working class and your baby brother is the future.Now go think about this and see if it makes sense.So the little boy goes to bed thinking about what his dad said.Later that night he hears his brother crying and runs to his room to find his diapers are very spoiled.So he goes to his parents room, mom is sound asleep.So he goes to the nanny's room and the door is locked he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.The next morning,the little boy says to his father,"I understand what politics is now."Well,while Capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep,the people are being ignored and the future is in deep sh**
2006-08-03
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