Entertainment & Music - 3 August 2006

Plz I'm obsessed with her

2006-08-03 12:39:59 · 9 answers · asked by Ollie 1 in Celebrities

I am white, 6 feet tall, Red hair, hazel eyes, pale skin, 226 pounds (maybe my description will be useful). I really need a name. I am interested in sports and obviously i like rap and hip hop. I'm from Michigan. Oakland county. thats the most info ill give you though

2006-08-03 12:39:55 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

So Im wondering if anyone has movies that i would have to cry over unless i wasnt human

2006-08-03 12:38:11 · 17 answers · asked by mk 2 in Movies

Jesus was wandering around Jerusalem when He decided that He really needed a new robe. After looking around for a while, He saw a sign for Finkelstein, the Tailor. So, He went in and made the necessary arrangements to have Finkelstein prepare a new robe for Him. A few days later, when the robe was finished, Jesus tried it on and it was a perfect fit!

He asked how much He owed, but Finkelstein brushed him off: "No, no, no, for the Son of God? There's no charge! However, may I ask for a small favor?" Whenever you give a sermon, perhaps you could just mention that your nice new robe was made by Finkelstein, the Tailor."

Jesus readily agreed and as promised, extolled the virtues of His Finkelstein robe whenever He spoke to the masses.

A few months later, while Jesus was again walking through Jerusalem, He happened to walk past the Finkelstein shop and noted a huge line of people waiting for Finkelstein robes.

He pushed his way through the crowd to speak to him and as soon as Finkelstein spotted Him he said: "Jesus, Jesus, look what you've done for my business! Would you consider a partnership?"

"Certainly," replied Jesus. "Jesus & Finkelstein it is."

"Oh, no, no," said Finkelstein. "Finkelstein & Jesus." After all, I am the craftsman."

The two of them debated this for some time. Their discussion was long and spirited but ultimately fruitful, and they finally came up with a mutually acceptable compromise.

A few days later, the new sign went up over Finkelstein's shop.

LORD & TAYLOR

2006-08-03 12:37:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-03 12:37:34 · 4 answers · asked by katesname 2 in Music

2006-08-03 12:36:49 · 28 answers · asked by zeekandthefam 5 in Television

2006-08-03 12:36:31 · 5 answers · asked by johnsonfootball45 2 in Other - Entertainment

I would noti f i had kids

2006-08-03 12:36:19 · 24 answers · asked by Angel_Anton 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-03 12:36:09 · 35 answers · asked by Alice Chaos 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-03 12:35:31 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Comics & Animation

mine is Garfield!

2006-08-03 12:35:08 · 56 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

Like or Dislike?

Personally, i love their music. Each song is so well written. All the junk people say about their songs sounding the same is crap. But thats my opinion. Thx!

2006-08-03 12:34:08 · 13 answers · asked by Milosenpotion 4 in Polls & Surveys

I LOVE him!! He is so hot!! And please, if you know it and you don't want to tell me then dont give me a n answer saying, "I can, but Cole told me not to." Thanks!! =P

2006-08-03 12:33:31 · 7 answers · asked by cOlE_lUvEr 1 in Celebrities

There is a new virus: code name is "work." If you receive "work," from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or any where else, do not touch "work" under any circumstances!!

This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with this virus, put on your jacket and take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order three beers and after repeating 14 times, you will find that "work" has been completely deleted from your brain.

Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life. This virus is deadly. Please pay close attention to it and take heed.

2006-08-03 12:32:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I'm not talking about spam (e.g. nigerian scams, or fake viagra emails). I'm talking about emails from companies you buy stuff from or maybe an email from some site you filled out a survey for that sends you a legitimate message.

2006-08-03 12:32:39 · 2 answers · asked by jack 1 in Polls & Surveys

the fast and the furious tokyo drigt?
wut'd u think about it?
i LOVED it!!!!

2006-08-03 12:32:34 · 9 answers · asked by Cris 2 in Movies

2006-08-03 12:32:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

yecchh, that's sick

2006-08-03 12:32:07 · 46 answers · asked by bakbiter 3 in Celebrities

What show did this come off of???

2006-08-03 12:31:15 · 15 answers · asked by Aloofly Goofy 6 in Polls & Surveys

My co-worker asked me if I knew any songs that mention the name of cities in them. Not states or countries just cities.The catch is he only wants ones from the 50's 60's and 70's.....I asked him why and he said something about a DJ and needing a theme so he chose cities. He needs 20. I would appreciate the help cause I really don't know. Why does he always bug me?? Lol...

2006-08-03 12:31:06 · 11 answers · asked by millvill0921 2 in Music

kidnap a fat kid
OR
be kidnapped by a fat kid

2006-08-03 12:30:49 · 26 answers · asked by ☆☆☆☆☆☆ 3 in Polls & Surveys

Who will be the in final 4?

2006-08-03 12:30:40 · 3 answers · asked by soundlady 5 in Polls & Surveys

Win the lottery or find true love?

I'd rather find true love because I'd be so much happier.
Wouldn't mind winning the lottery though lol!

2006-08-03 12:30:31 · 20 answers · asked by DJ Fizzy xx 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-03 12:30:30 · 7 answers · asked by Beth R 2 in Polls & Surveys

On youtube, there is a video of this weird thing:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=OeNggIGSKH8&search=bolivia%20bug

What is the species? Do you know?

2006-08-03 12:29:42 · 20 answers · asked by Aloofly Goofy 6 in Polls & Surveys

Whats ur name
How old are you
Do u have kids
How many kids
How old are kids
Are u married
How long
How old is ur spouse
Where do u live Country
If in USA- what state
Do u have pets
How many and what are thay
do u have a car
what kinda car

2006-08-03 12:29:16 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Filipino Racial Jokes 1: Fist Full of Lumpia?
The teacher turns to the class and says, "Today, we will use these three words in a sentence. Defense, detail, and defeat. Tom, why don't you go first?"

Tom, a white kid, goes first.

Tom says, "Ahh, the football team's defense was detailed in the paper which caused the defeat of the other team." (The narrator's tone is slang-American when saying this sentence.)

The teacher turns to Chang, a Chinese boy, and says, "How about you Chang?"

Chang says, (narrator uses a Chinese accent), "the Defense Department gave details of the defeat of the guerrillas."

"That's very good Chang, now what about you, Bong-Bong?" says the teacher. "Use defense, detail, and defeat in a sentence."

Bong-Bong, the Filipino boy, doesn't want to do it. (Accent of narrator becomes heavily influenced by Ilocano or Tagalog accent).

"Ma'am, ay don't know how to use it," says Bong-Bong.

"Come on, just try," says the teacher.

"Okay, ma'am," says Bong-Bong. "Ahhhh...dah black dog...jumped ober (over pronounced with "b" sound) dah fence ("dah" instead of the sound "the"), dah tail first and den, dah feet."

Additional Details

5 hours ago
There was this Filipino kindergarten teacher and she was teaching her class how to do the hokey-pokey. She started off by saying, "You put your right feet in, you put your right feet out, you put your right feet in...."

Suddenly one of the children said, "Teacher you have to say 'foot.'"

So the teacher said, "You 'foot' your right feet in, you 'foot' your right feet out....."

5 hours ago
WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF Manila IS ATTACKED?
By: DarkNinja



After the tragedy in New York and Washington the question arises:

WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF Manila IS ATTACKED?

Well ... if that happens, there can be no comparison. That's because in Manila, we are much better prepared for these kind of attacks.

We do not have tall buildings. The only large structure that can be seen from above is the Marcos monument in Ilocos and terrorists are welcome to target that.
We all get on the job late in the morning specially government employees, so at 8:45 there won't be sufficient people to kill (well, not even at 10 am!).
Fire fighters and police officers will do their utmost not to get to the spot in time. They will reach there just when everything is over, so there will be no casualties among them.
The national airline would surely have fouled up the terrorists plans by being delayed again or crash before even getting to the target due to mechanical troubles.

5 hours ago
A Pinoy would not have used his cell phone to call home. He would've hit the terrorist with it over the head.
If a terrorist was living for one year in Manila he would've been robbed and molested so many times he would've given up and gone back to his home country a long time ago.
In Manila, the terrorists would not have gotten the flight manual, they would've had to pay for it.
You see... in Manila we are well prepared

2006-08-03 12:28:27 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-03 12:27:57 · 7 answers · asked by tooba ash 3 in Comics & Animation

You, me, or Dupri? Or maybe The Bunny?

(\_/)
(^.^)
(v v)o

2006-08-03 12:27:24 · 14 answers · asked by Aloofly Goofy 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-03 12:27:12 · 1 answers · asked by Nitz Frugent 6 in Music