There is a new virus: code name is "work." If you receive "work," from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or any where else, do not touch "work" under any circumstances!!
This virus wipes out your private life completely. If you should come into contact with this virus, put on your jacket and take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub. Order three beers and after repeating 14 times, you will find that "work" has been completely deleted from your brain.
Forward this warning immediately to at least 5 friends. Should you realize that you do not have 5 friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life. This virus is deadly. Please pay close attention to it and take heed.
2006-08-03 12:32:50 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LMFAO OMG .. To funny.. But I havent got 5 friends .. OMG.. lol take me to the bar? lol
2006-08-03 12:36:43 · answer #1 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-08-27 16:38:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why couldn't you have told me this before i retired, 5 years ago. Now i do this to rid myself of being lonely and having nothing to do, except read things like this that you, are someone should have told me 5 years ago. So sunday night meat me at the Office lounge on Leander road in Georgetown Texas and I'll buy you a drink. I'll see you there at 8:30pm.
2006-08-03 12:52:11 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yup, my hubby's got that virus so warning is too late Any antidote?
2006-08-05 01:21:37 · answer #4 · answered by *art blest* 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is a joke I'll try to tell when I punch the timeclock....
2006-08-03 13:04:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice Praying mantis on your picture..i love those creatures
2006-08-03 13:56:34 · answer #6 · answered by AvesPro 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute
2006-08-03 14:06:50 · answer #7 · answered by ladrhiana 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really funny lol
2006-08-03 12:36:44 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2006-08-03 12:36:57 · answer #9 · answered by James T 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋