my favorite episode is when they learn that DJ just started masterbating, and darleen says he "locks himself in the bathroom for hours. which means he's either really good at it, or really bad"! lol it's so funny!
or how 'bout the one when jackie and roseanne get the job at the grocerey store, giving out samples..then they end up throwing food on each other..that one's good..the grocery store manager is in a couple of episodes after that.
i can tell you the one i don't like...well there's two..the one where rosie is dreaming and they're in this big bathroom and she gets put on trial for killing everyone..and the one where after they win the lottery, her and jackie go to the spa.
2006-08-03 15:58:01
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answered by Anonymous
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Wow, that's really weird, I'm watching that show right now. My favorite episode is the one where Roseanne finds a bag of marijuana hidden in her house and she thinks it's Darlene's, so David says it's his so she doesn't get in trouble. Then Roseanne finds out that it's neither of theirs and it was actually hers from a long time ago. Then she and Dan smoke it in the bathroom and they're trippin' and getting the munchies and paranoid. My favorite part was when Dan and Roseanne were talking and they hear a voice in the bathtub. It's Jackie and she's high too. She's sitting in the bathtub and she asks "Is the sink, am I shrinking?"
Hey, a couple people said this one. Lol, it's great.
2006-08-03 13:01:05
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answered by ♀♥♂☮Trippy Hippie☮♂♥♀ 6
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My favorite episode is when Darlene moved to Chicago and Roseanne and Jackie go to see her, and Darlene is all miserable that Roseanne is there, but then happy to see Jackie.
2006-08-03 12:55:46
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answered by ShouldBeWorking 6
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the episode were she finds Darlene on the couch getting felt up by her boyfriend.... Roseanne thinks that her daughter is a tom boy and she doesn't turn out that way at all.
2006-08-03 12:56:31
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answered by jack jack 7
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So many good ones, but I have to say the last episode of the series was my favorite,where she talks about how this has been a story and Dan died from a heart attack, but she kept him alive in her stories and how Jackie was gay and it was Becky who was married to David and Darlene was with Becky's husband. It was an excellent episode as I remember it.
2006-08-04 03:17:21
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answered by BoosGrammy 7
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I love Roseanne. It's so fuuny! Did you seen the episode DisneyWorld?
2006-08-03 15:19:53
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answered by Sk8erboi83 3
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I would have to say the Holloween one where they play a trick on Dan's boss.It was like a war between Dan and Roseanne where who could be the scarriest on holloween.
2006-08-03 12:58:07
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answered by Anonymous
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Roseanne reminds me of an overweight pig..
2006-08-03 12:57:20
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answered by Anonymous
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Any that involved Sarah Chalke as Darlene. Though I thought she was alright then, I think she is one of the funniest actresses on TV now as Dr. Eliot Reed on "Scrubs".
Oh, and the Halloween episodes were usually always good.
2006-08-03 12:56:42
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answered by Sean/Guy Wiley 4
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Hmph. i loooove roseanne. My favorite episode has to be when Darlens baby is born ='[
2006-08-03 12:54:49
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answered by sparklymssy 1
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