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Question

Lil' Johnny goes to his dad and asks,"What is politics?"Dad says, "Well let me try to explain it this way.I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me Capitalism.Mommy is the administrator of the money so we'll call her the government.We're here to take care of your needs so we'll call you the people.The nanny is the working class and your baby brother is the future.Now go think about this and see if it makes sense.So the little boy goes to bed thinking about what his dad said.Later that night he hears his brother crying and runs to his room to find his diapers are very spoiled.So he goes to his parents room, mom is sound asleep.So he goes to the nanny's room and the door is locked he looks through the peephole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.The next morning,the little boy says to his father,"I understand what politics is now."Well,while Capitalism is screwing the working class, the government is sound asleep,the people are being ignored and the future is in deep sh**

Answer 1

hahahaha.........good one.......thanks........
here is one for you too.... have fun

Little Johnny was 12 years old and like other boys his age rather curious. He had been hearing quite a bit about “courting” from the older boys, and he wondered what it was and how it was done. One day he took his question to his mother, who became rather flustered. Instead of explaining things to Johnny, she told him to hide behind the curtains one night and watch his older sister and her boyfriend. This he did. The following morning, Johnny described everything to his mother.
“ ’Sis and her boyfriend sat and talked for a while, then he turned off most of the lights. Then he started kissing and hugging her. I figured Sis must be getting sick, because her face started looking funny. He must have thought so too, because he put his hand inside her blouse to feel her heart, just the way the doctor would. Except he’s not as smart as the doctor because he seemed to have trouble finding her heart. I guess he was getting sick too, because pretty soon both of them started panting and gettin’ all out of breath. His other hand must of been cold because he put it under her skirt.

“About this time Sis got worse and began to moan and sigh and squirm around and slide down toward the end of the couch. This was when her fever started. I knew it was a fever, because Sis told him she felt really hot. Finally, I found out what was making them so sick — a big eel had gotten inside his pants somehow. It just jumped out of his pants and stood there, about 10 inches long, honest, anyway he grabbed it in one hand to keep it from getting away. When Sis saw it, she got really scared — her eyes got big, and her mouth fell open, and she started calling out to God and stuff like that. She said it was the biggest one she’s ever seen; I should tell her about the ones down at the lake.

“Anyway, Sis got brave and tried to kill the eel by biting its head off. All of a sudden she grabbed it with both hands and held it tight while he took a muzzle out of his pocket and slipped it over the eel’s head to keep it from biting again. Sis lay back and spread her legs so she could get a scissor-lock on it and he helped by lying on top of the eel. The eel put up a hell of a fight. Sis started groaning and squealing and her boyfriend almost upset the couch. I guess they wanted to kill the eel by squashing it between them. After a while they both quit moving and gave a great sigh. Her boyfriend got up, and sure enough, they killed the eel. I knew because it just hung there, limp, and some of its insides were dripping out.

“Sis and her boyfriend were a little tired from the battle, but they went back to courting anyway. He started hugging and kissing her again. By golly, the eel wasn’t dead! It jumped straight up and started to fight again. I guess eels are like cats — they have nine lives or something. This time, Sis jumped up and tried to kill it by sitting on it. After a 35 minute struggle, they finally killed the eel. I knew it was dead, because I saw Sis’s boyfriend peel its skin off and flush it down the toilet.”

Answer 2

haha good well i obtained a intercourse shaggy dog story for you desire you love it :) on listening to that her grandad had simply died kate went and visited her nan to relief her whilst she requested how he died her nan replyed by way of sayin that he had had a center assault whilst makin love two her kate mentioned that it used to be foolish that two ancient humans in which havin intercourse because it used to be askin for main issue her nan replyed by way of sayin that they used to do it to the sluggish velocity of the church bells because it used to be simply the proper pace she then wiped a tear from her eye and carryed on by way of sayin''if that dahmed ice cream van hadnt come alongside he might nonetheless be alive at present'' :) xxx

Answer 3

all u ppl who r like that wasnt funny r seriously dum er sumthin cuz that joke was hilarious.

Answer 4

this one is kinda old sweetpea sorry sorry sorry but it was amusing it made me smile again :)check ya later ♥

Answer 5

not a bad one, but there's a similar one

Answer 6

Eh, wasn't that funny.

Answer 7

HAHAHA NOW THATS A GOOD ONE AND A GREAT WAY TO EXPLAIN IT ALL.

Answer 8

Good!

Answer 9

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thats hilarious.

Answer 10

not nice i didn't laugh