Entertainment & Music - 2 August 2006

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke with a good old Camel cigarette, when it started to rain.

One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued to smoke her Camel.

Lady 1: What's that?

Lady 2: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Lady 1: Where did you get it?

Lady 2: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Lady 1 hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The guy, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely. She is, after all, over 80 years of age. But very delicately the pharmacist asks Lady 1 what brand she prefers.

The elderly Lady 1 replied "Doesn't matter son, as long as it fits a Camel".

It was reported that the pharmacist fainted.

2006-08-02 15:35:26 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-02 15:35:16 · 17 answers · asked by Guzzy 5 in Comics & Animation

I need to know the original because it was my grandfathers favorite song, he died a few years ago. We'd like to have that song to give to all of the members of the family. If im not mistaken it was sung by Curly Putman. but im not sure if hes even a singer. i dont know all i know is when i searched last that name was always beside it.

2006-08-02 15:34:52 · 16 answers · asked by Nat Bug 1 in Music

Let's assume that you would live, and even recover eventually.

Would you do it?

2006-08-02 15:34:14 · 50 answers · asked by Professor Chaos386 4 in Polls & Surveys

i need the coolest nick name please help

2006-08-02 15:33:52 · 10 answers · asked by dplcoolcool 1 in Movies

who else absolutly 100% LOVES this show????

2006-08-02 15:33:48 · 3 answers · asked by Kyle 2 in Television

I'm a Virgo born Sept 19 so I am almost on the cusp. My boy friend is an Aquarius born Jan 21 (RIGHT on the cusp). I'm not a big believer in judging a relationship on the stars but I'm intrested in knowing the characteristics to compare...

2006-08-02 15:33:43 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Horoscopes

One thing my boyfriend wants to do before he dies & is a dream of his is to fly in a fighter jet!! I live in VA... am willing to travel for about 5-7 hours to get where I need to be... but where can I go and how much does it cost... and do I have to do anything special?

2006-08-02 15:33:43 · 1 answers · asked by moon_fariey 3 in Other - Entertainment

George W. Bush not only smiles and waves nicely, always knows the right thing to say, too!

Bush and the Queen at London Heathrow, a 300-foot long red carpet is stretched out to Air Force One and Mr. Bush strides to a warm but dignified handshake from Queen Elizabeth II.

They ride in a silver 1934 Bentley limousine to the edge of central London where they board an open 17th century coach hitched to six magnificent white matching horses.

As they ride toward Buckingham Palace, each looking sideways and waving to the thousands of cheering Britons lining the streets, all is going well.

But suddenly the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous, earth-rending, eye-smarting blast of gastronomic flatulence ever heard in the British Empire, including Bermuda, Tortola and other islands.

It shakes the coach.

Uncomfortable, but under control, the two dignitaries of state do their best to ignore the whole incident, but then the Queen decides that's ridiculous.

She turns to Mr. Bush and explains, "Mr. President, please accept my regrets. I'm sure you understand that there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."

George W. Bush, ever the gentleman, replies, "Your Majesty, please don't give the matter another thought. You know, if you hadn't said something, I would have thought it was one of the horses."

2006-08-02 15:33:20 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-02 15:33:14 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Of a pratical joke gone hilariously wrong? Or have you ever pulled a pratical joke on someone but you ended up being the butt of the joke?

2006-08-02 15:33:01 · 22 answers · asked by Gemini23 4 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-08-02 15:32:08 · 91 answers · asked by mona_lister_54321 1 in Movies

2006-08-02 15:32:03 · 17 answers · asked by Julia 2 in Other - Entertainment

well, life isn't fair sorry. so i bring you yahoo answers the stereotype version:

teenage girl: OmG Lyk mY BF, n BFF n his GF went 2 da mall? LOL sry thatz n0t a quEstiOn!
teenage boy: I'm playing with my penis, hehe...penis?
middle aged: Why can't you people ask serious questions and answer seriously because this is serious?
20-something year old girl: Why do I feel so empty? I need babies.
20-something year old guy: Do you have any good recipies for cardboard soup? I spent the last of my $ on cheap vodka to kill the pain.

Christian: Have you ever looked at your cheerios in the morning and thought, thank God for cheerios?
atheist: Did you know that i killed god with my bare hands?
agnostic: Are we "real", or are we merely metaphysical hallucinations of a larger spiritual realm?
Muslims: Jews you need to calm down? Geez, don't lose your head over this. No pun intended!
Jews: What is the cheapest missle I can buy?

kisses...love you, no really

2006-08-02 15:31:40 · 14 answers · asked by trolls aint human 1 in Polls & Surveys

Do you like her or dislike her? Why?
What do you think of her?

I just want your opinion!

2006-08-02 15:31:39 · 31 answers · asked by ♥mcmanda♥ 5 in Celebrities

"If you ever need me, happiness is just a tear drop away".

2006-08-02 15:31:24 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

or is it something you might actually be interested in?

2006-08-02 15:31:21 · 5 answers · asked by melissa 6 in Polls & Surveys

2006-08-02 15:31:14 · 1 answers · asked by diamond2cuteduh 1 in Music

the worst i've seen was the excercism of emily rose, such a waste of money....

2006-08-02 15:30:43 · 27 answers · asked by ♥ SNO0KEMZ ♥ 3 in Movies

2006-08-02 15:29:32 · 51 answers · asked by mona_lister_54321 1 in Movies

Mine:

1. Body Heat
2. Clockwork Orange
3. Preditor
4. Journey to the Center of the Earth
5. Office Space
6. Sixth Sense
7. 2001 A Space Odessy
8. Forbidden Planet
9. Animal House
10. Diamonds are Forever

2006-08-02 15:29:28 · 9 answers · asked by © 2016 by Jeff ® 5 in Movies

I say Back In Black or You Shook Me All Night Long!

2006-08-02 15:28:55 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Ok, I just heard this dance song sang by some girl.. i can't remember all the lyrics but part of it was like.... "by the way you run your fingers through my hair and kiss my face..." anyone know the title/artist? i will be sooo grateful!

2006-08-02 15:28:40 · 1 answers · asked by elle 2 in Music

Here are some lyrics:man:"baby when I meet you there was reason.i set out to get you with a fine tooth comb,i was something side, there was something going on,man & women:you do something to me that i can't explain, hold me closer and i fell no pain.every beat of my heart, we have somthing going on.man:tender love is blind, it requires a detication, man and woman:all this love we feel needs no conversation. we rely on eachotha uh-huh................ that is about the first minute of the song... it is kinda like countryish.. but I'm not sure.. so if you know what the song name or who are the man and woman who sing this plz plz plzzzzzzzzzz tell me..

2006-08-02 15:28:09 · 6 answers · asked by yazarmyint101 2 in Music

2006-08-02 15:27:47 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

I myself love the idea of them being a couple... its great!!

2006-08-02 15:27:38 · 2 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

for what pourpus

2006-08-02 15:27:23 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

There aren't many in show biz....but if you have a fave, who would it be? Probably one of the most famous aboriginal actors is Graham Greene (Dances with Wolves; Maverick). For me, it's a toss up between him and Adam Beach (Smoke Signals; Joe Dirt).

2006-08-02 15:26:40 · 1 answers · asked by TML ♥'er 3 in Movies

2006-08-02 15:25:58 · 3 answers · asked by Gardenfoot 4 in Polls & Surveys

:/

2006-08-02 15:25:45 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music