God: I'm sorry son, but even I cannot build you a bridge to hawaii.
Me: But God, my wife and crippled son live there, and it's just too expensive for me to fly there! Please, there must be a way.
God: My son, can you imagine the amount of concrete and steel it would take, not to mention the sheer magnitude of the project, the distance to traverse, it would break the very laws of physics to even attempt this.
Me: But you are the Almighty God, there must be a way!
God: I'm sorry son, but no.
Me: Well, if you can't do that, could you at least give me the wisdom to understand women?
God: Would you like 2 or 4 lanes?
2006-08-02
15:17:37
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