God: I'm sorry son, but even I cannot build you a bridge to hawaii.
Me: But God, my wife and crippled son live there, and it's just too expensive for me to fly there! Please, there must be a way.
God: My son, can you imagine the amount of concrete and steel it would take, not to mention the sheer magnitude of the project, the distance to traverse, it would break the very laws of physics to even attempt this.
Me: But you are the Almighty God, there must be a way!
God: I'm sorry son, but no.
Me: Well, if you can't do that, could you at least give me the wisdom to understand women?
God: Would you like 2 or 4 lanes?
2006-08-02 15:17:37 · 3 answers · asked by bakbiter 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wonder if it's the same genie?:-
Prince Charles was driving around his mother's estate when he accidentally ran over her favorite dog, a Corgi, crushing it to a pulp.
He got out of his Range Rover and sat down on the grass totally distraught.
The whole world was against him and now his mother would go ballistic.
Suddenly he noticed a lamp half-buried in the ground. He dug it up, polished it and immediately a genie appeared.
'You have freed me from thousands of years of imprisonment,' said the genie. 'As a reward I shall grant you one wish.'
'Well,' said the Prince, 'I have all the material things I need, but let me show you this dog.' They walk over to the splattered remains of the dog. 'Do you think you could bring this dog back to life for me?' the Prince asked.
The genie carefully looked at the remains and shook his head. 'This body is too far gone for even me to bring it back to life. Is there something else you would like?'
The Prince thought for a minute, reached into his pocket and pulled out two photos. 'I was married to this beautiful woman called Diana,' said Prince Charles, showing the genie the first photo. 'But now I love this woman called Camilla,' and he showed the genie the second photo. 'You see Camilla isn't beautiful at all, so do you think you can make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?'
The genie studied the two photographs and after a few minutes said, 'Let's have a look at that dog again.'
2006-08-02 17:26:06 · answer #1 · answered by giko 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah...God upgraded the women's operating system many times but men is still running a legacy system. It's getting harder to interface with women.
God, we need an upgrade!
2006-08-02 22:41:55 · answer #2 · answered by OnTheTreadmill 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmmn... God's a wise man!:D
2006-08-02 22:23:36 · answer #3 · answered by skypeace89 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋