what is your "i wet my pants" story???tell me funny ones?

Question

please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!tell me a real funny one that will make my freinds pee their pants laughing.

haa haa,im going to have a hard time choosing wich one is best

Answer 1

I have 2, sadly.

Once when my best friend and I were about 12 or 13, we went to the park because we were bored. We brought along sheets of waxed paper to go down the slide on, because there's this really big slide there at the top of this huge hill, and you go down way faster if you're sitting on waxed paper.
Well, it was really windy that day, and my friend's waxed paper piece blew away. And she starts running down this huge hill waving her arms and all bent over trying to catch her piece of waxed paper. It was so funny that I peed my pants.
So, she thinks that's pretty funny (although not funny enough for her to pee HER pants) and we start walking back to my house. Then, some distant relatives of mine are just getting to the park with thier little girl. They call us over to chat and I have to sit down on this stone picnic table with them, so they wont notice I've peed my pants. They want us to play with their little girl at the park, and I'm like, "ummm, yeah. We have to be going now."
So, I get up and there's a big wet butt mark on the picnic table bench where I was sitting. So that was embarrassing. I made my friend walk behind me until we got far enough way from them so they couldn't see us anymore. That was nice.

My other one is from when I turned 12. For my birthday, my parents decided to take me and my friend (same one as above) to a really fancy Italian restaurant since I was so "grown up" now. Well, I don't remember exactly what was so funny, but my friend and I were making fun of everything and being really goofy, and yep, I peed my pants in a fancy restaurant on my grown up birthday celebration. It was so awesome!
Anyway, sad to say it, but that friend of mine has caused me to pee my pants on many an occasion (many more than I shared above). But I say, if your friends aren't funny enough to make you pee your pants, they're just not worth the time.

Answer 2

I came back to work from lunch one time and totally misjudged being able to make it to the bathroom.

While standing in front of the urinal fumbling with my zipper I could hold it no more!!!

So close and yet so far!!!!

I had to soak my pants with water from the sink and indicate to my co-workers I had accidentally spilled a LARGE cup of water on my lap during lunch.

I worked it an office as a professional. This happened when I was all of 37. It just sucked. But I did dry out and did not smell too bad.

I finished out the day with piss pants!!!!

Good enough for ya? And yes, it is totally true.....

Answer 3

i love this question there are so many bodily function stories i dont know where to begin!!

okay the first week i was living with my roomate we were sitting on our beds talking and i said something stupid and she started laughing pretty hard. well i started laughing too which made her laugh even harder. finally she stood up and said excuse me, i need to shower change then buy new sheets. she had laughed so hard she wet the bed

oh yeah... were were 20 years old at the time

Answer 4

Once my friends and I were wrestling around and when my friend put me in a head lock I totally peed myself. I ran to the bathroom and my panties were slightly wet for the rest of the night.

Answer 5

My mom works at the pool and there was a kid and he/she went down the frog slide (A small, frog shaped slide) and apparently he/she crapped his pants and it smeared all down the froggy slide and they had to shut down the pool this was the third time this year and nobody knows who it was!

Answer 6

lmao my sister went pee in her pants cuz she got scared when we were playing hide and seek

Answer 7

I don't know, but I knew a kid that crapped his pants while wrestling.