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...did it die cos it drowned or cos it got it's head stuck and then drowned? Also, suggestions what I should do with it now?
2006-08-01 02:45:27 · 14 answers · asked by Patchouli Pammy 7 in Other - Entertainment
It's a little old but what the heck. Work sucks so we need a little laugh!
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls!"
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!"
Have a good one!
2006-08-01 02:45:03 · 23 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles
1st one to have the same as mine wins yay
2006-08-01 02:44:41 · 36 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music
Does anyone like them? I find them a bit big headed!
2006-08-01 02:43:32 · 20 answers · asked by Alicat 2 in Music
2006-08-01 02:43:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-08-01 02:42:59 · 7 answers · asked by gentlgodis 4 in Television
2006-08-01 02:40:59 · 37 answers · asked by HelpHer 1 in Horoscopes
2006-08-01 02:40:59 · 19 answers · asked by angelbaby 7 in Music
2006-08-01 02:40:59 · 11 answers · asked by gentlgodis 4 in Music
ITS IN APRIL AND ITS NOT THE 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,or th 12th what is it????
( FYI MY BIRTHDAY IS BETWEEN APRIL 13th-30th)
2006-08-01 02:39:45 · 39 answers · asked by KaylaF 2 in Music
2006-08-01 02:39:33 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music
has anybody benefitted from these ' scams'
2006-08-01 02:39:01 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys
2006-08-01 02:37:39 · 10 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys
2006-08-01 02:36:59 · 14 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys
2006-08-01 02:36:21 · 8 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys
2006-08-01 02:36:08 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies
2006-08-01 02:35:05 · 44 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys
I know Tom Cruise left New York and moved to a beach bar. I've beentold Jamaica and also been told Mexico/Acapulco...
2006-08-01 02:34:43 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies
2006-08-01 02:34:10 · 4 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys
2006-08-01 02:34:00 · 14 answers · asked by The Riddler 3 in Television
2006-08-01 02:33:30 · 6 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys
I like it, any fanatics out there ??
2006-08-01 02:33:15 · 5 answers · asked by Nomad 2 in Television
2006-08-01 02:32:57 · 19 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys
2006-08-01 02:32:21 · 7 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys
2006-08-01 02:31:42 · 6 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys
2006-08-01 02:31:14 · 8 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys
2006-08-01 02:30:38 · 5 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music
2006-08-01 02:29:42 · 13 answers · asked by bigroboi 1 in Movies
2006-08-01 02:29:00 · 9 answers · asked by Kain 5 in Polls & Surveys
that somehow made it onto the charts?
2006-08-01 02:28:25 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music
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