It's a little old but what the heck. Work sucks so we need a little laugh!
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. "What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring my customers!"
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls!"
With that, the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!!!"
Have a good one!
2006-08-01 02:45:03 · 23 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Here's another one : A guy in a BAR goes to the bartender and says, "I bet you $20.00 that I can take this empty beer bottle, put it at the end of your bar and p** in and won't MISS A DROP!" The bartender says,"That's stupid bet! You're on!" The guy puts the beer bottle at the end of the bar, comes back to where the bartender is and proceeds to p** all over the bar! The bartender laughs and says, "I told you that was a STUPID bet!" The guy said, "OH YEAH. WELL, I BET THAT GUY OVER THERE $100.00 THAT I COULD P** ALL OVER YOUR BAR AND YOU WOULDN'T GET UPSET!!!"
2006-08-01 03:47:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
And the bartender walks out, shaking his head. The drunk then gets up, and promptly sits on the urinal.
2006-08-01 09:48:00 · answer #2 · answered by But why is the rum always gone? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Hahahahaha!
2006-08-01 09:51:42 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard that 2 gay guys at Ponderosa were in the bathroom screamin. It smelled really bad afterwards tooo.
2006-08-01 12:29:58 · answer #4 · answered by Naddo 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How come americans make so good comedy movies, but when it comes about making a joke they really suck at it ?
2006-08-01 10:03:14 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The joke is funny, and your picture is great. I read that it is not your kid. But it is still a cool pic.
2006-08-01 10:03:19 · answer #6 · answered by nursie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Broken Heart n Depressed stole my words, even I don't get it.
2006-08-01 09:53:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The answer by CreoleGirl4Life is more hilarious.
2006-08-01 10:51:21 · answer #8 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it, but its a good one!
2006-08-01 10:00:08 · answer #9 · answered by Stephanie 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that's pretty good... but you know what's really sad? I can actually see one of my friends doing that.....
2006-08-01 09:49:02 · answer #10 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋