A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde competed in a long distance breast-stroke competition. The brunette arrived back at the finish line first, and took the blue ribbon, followed shortly by the redhead in second place. Hours later, the blonde finally struggled to the finish line, exhausted, hypothermic, and nearly drowned. The officials pulled her out, bundled her up in blankets, and gave her a cup of hot cocoa to warm her up. Finally, when she had regained her strength, they asked her what had happened. She replied, "you know, I don't want to sound like a sore loser, but I think those other two girls used their arms".
2006-07-31
16:10:27
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