The other day, my friends and I went to a "Gentleman's" club. One of my buddies wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a $10 bill. When the dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to her butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to her other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the girl over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately he just stuck it to one of her butt cheeks, again.
Seeing the way things are going, the girl dances over to me!
Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the girl is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
Confused I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her a$$, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home.
My buddies haven't talked to me since!
Help!
2006-07-31
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