The other day, my friends and I went to a "Gentleman's" club. One of my buddies wanted to impress the rest of us, so he pulled out a $10 bill. When the dancer came over to us, my friend licked the $10 bill and stuck it to her butt cheek!
Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a $20 bill. He calls the girl back over, licks the $20 bill, and sticks it to her other butt cheek. In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a $50 bill and calls the girl over, and licks the bill. I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately he just stuck it to one of her butt cheeks, again.
Seeing the way things are going, the girl dances over to me!
Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the girl is egging me on to try to top the $50. My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet. What could I do?
Confused I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her a$$, grabbed the 80 bucks, and went home.
My buddies haven't talked to me since!
Help!
2006-07-31 16:54:12 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
how come you guys never came into my club?
2006-07-31 19:08:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 2⤋
listen Timmy is it?...yeah allright....I love the fact that you are so full of stories and wit and oh yeah lots of charm,but you see you lack in substance...i wanna hear something from you that screams hey I can make you laugh or hey I'm more than Timmy the Turd.....see whatcha can come up with and holler back at us.......
2006-08-01 00:01:15 · answer #2 · answered by crystal d 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You need to write a novel. Your talents are being wasted here on Answers.
2006-08-01 00:00:23 · answer #3 · answered by In Honor of Moja 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha good one
thanks for the 2 pts
2006-08-01 00:04:34 · answer #4 · answered by Adam B 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha omfg that was so effing funny i would have done the same thing if i were you well i would give them there money and say hahaha that was a fun night...
2006-08-01 00:27:22 · answer #5 · answered by BrinkleyNicole 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!!!!! Maybe you impressed your freinds just a little too much
2006-08-01 00:00:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I love your story, i have a lot of fun with that
2006-08-01 00:03:22 · answer #7 · answered by Sanliz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol someone told this before but oh well lol check ya later â¥
2006-08-01 00:44:08 · answer #8 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-07-31 23:59:17 · answer #9 · answered by cnkbrum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haahahahahahaaaha good one
2006-08-01 00:18:21 · answer #10 · answered by amberharris20022000 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋