I am bored as hell house sitting for an old friend in a strange city. Help a brotha out
2006-07-31 16:09:45 · 15 answers · asked by I tell it like it is 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Things a Man Would Do if He Woke up with a Vagina
10. Immediately go shopping for a vibrator
9. Squat over a hand-held mirror for an hour and a half
8. See if he could finally do a split
7. See if it's truly possible to launch a ping-pong ball 20 feet
6. Cross his legs without rearranging his crotch
5. Get picked up in a bar in less than 20 minutes
4. Have consecutive multiple orgasms and still be ready for more without sleeping first
3. Go to the gynecologist for a pelvic exam and ask to have it recorded on video
2. Sit on the edge of the bed and pray for breasts too
1. Finally find that damn G-Spot
Things a Woman Would Do if She Woke up with a Penis
10. Get ahead faster in the corporate world
9. Get a bl**j**
8. Find out what is so fascinating about "beating the meat"
7. Pee standing up
6. Determine WHY you can't hit the bowl consistently
5. Find out what it is like to be on the other end of a surging orgasm
4. Touch/shift herself in public without a thought as to how improper it might seem
3. Jump up and down naked with an erection to see if it feels as funny as it looks
2. Understand the scientific reason for the light refraction that occurs between a man's eyes and the ruler situated next to his member, which causes two inches to be added to the final measurement
1. Repeat #9
enjoy
2006-07-31 16:13:28 · answer #1 · answered by mafia man 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2006-07-31 23:14:37 · answer #2 · answered by Mr Bingo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There once were two amazing rock god drummers who got so drunk.....they died. Excesses into drugs n' alcohol killed John Bonham of Led Zepplin and Kieth Moon of The Who.
Do something simple these two guys didn't: If you're gonna pass out, lie on your stomach so you don't die, OK.
2006-07-31 23:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by Mr. Wizard 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
DAMN ...I Wish icould be drunk and about to be high too.. **** ....i wouldnt need anything else but that.... i wanted to get drunk tonite...or hi...but had to work....my boyfriend is being an asshole.....but i have an awesome buddy to smoke with......omg if u could only..... he is sooo funny when he gets hi..... hilarious......if u wanna tell me something funny...... go rite ahead...
xxbugojankaxx.... on my aim
2006-07-31 23:14:22 · answer #4 · answered by bugojanka69 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Go try eating spagettios with a fork, or try standing on your head
2006-07-31 23:13:51 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
monkeys are coming out of the walls to eat you
2006-07-31 23:13:03 · answer #6 · answered by Mimi 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes
2006-07-31 23:11:47 · answer #7 · answered by pinksparklyturtle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FIRST, THIS BUS DRIVER GUY NEEDS TO LIGHTEN UP ( OR MABY LIGHT UP ) SECOND, BE CAREFUL BECAUSE SOMETIMES WHEN YOU GET DRUNK THEN SMOKE IT MAKES YOU SICK.
2006-07-31 23:21:12 · answer #8 · answered by MR.ZASS 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the cops are watching the house...
2006-08-01 00:33:28 · answer #9 · answered by Anna J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tsk, tsk, tsk. You need a spanking!
2006-07-31 23:13:56 · answer #10 · answered by 'Barn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋