Entertainment & Music - 29 July 2006

I am a male and I had a wet dream that I was in the middle of a Bob Saget / John Stamos naked sandwich. Does that mean I am gay??????
Please serious answers only.

2006-07-29 09:56:41 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit.
The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night
of August 24th?"

"Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!"

"Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the witness stand. "I don't
mind answering the question."

"I object!" the defense said again.

"No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer."

The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering, there is no
reason for the defense to object."

So the prosecutor repeated the question: "Where were you the night of
August 24th?"

The blonde replied brightly, "I don't know."

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2006-07-29 09:56:39 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Ck Out this sight figure out your new name. write it down in here and i will give 10 points to the funniest. Mine is "Crusty StinkerHead"

http://www.wilk4.com/humor/humorm210.htm

2006-07-29 09:56:25 · 15 answers · asked by ? 6 in Jokes & Riddles

Was it good. What did you spray it on.

2006-07-29 09:56:09 · 16 answers · asked by mfougnie 3 in Polls & Surveys

because a magizine said she waz 20!

2006-07-29 09:55:03 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-29 09:54:58 · 23 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

Its the song at the beg. of the Green Street Hooglians Movie and i'd like to get the lyrics of the whole song.

2006-07-29 09:54:51 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-29 09:54:24 · 1 answers · asked by ronzohooter 4 in Movies

It got to be better than whats around now and it might ruin any chance of a spice girl??? revival.

2006-07-29 09:53:26 · 16 answers · asked by I loathe YH answers 3 in Music

2006-07-29 09:53:07 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

who/what is the hottest
1. rock band right now?
2. lead singer of any band this year?
3. music video out right now?
4. fashion trend for girls?
5. fashion trend for guys?
6. cd out right now?
7. cd of all time?
8. color of the season?
9. celebrity couple?
10. celebrity?

2006-07-29 09:52:42 · 12 answers · asked by a7x_chick813 3 in Polls & Surveys

...u can throw me like a boomerang
ill come back and beat u up
oh i have waited here for u
dont keep me waiting...

2006-07-29 09:52:07 · 10 answers · asked by britt 1 in Music

Was it good? Did Johnny Depp look good in it?

2006-07-29 09:51:34 · 5 answers · asked by Baby Jack born 4/5/09 4 in Movies

2006-07-29 09:51:29 · 12 answers · asked by princesskristiane 2 in Television

2006-07-29 09:51:17 · 18 answers · asked by boxergirl 5 in Polls & Surveys

Sag/Cap cusp woman tired of work, sleep, rinse repeat seeks compatible friends and/or lovers for some real life. Any suggestions, oh sages of the Internet?

2006-07-29 09:50:58 · 9 answers · asked by Babs 4 in Horoscopes

2006-07-29 09:50:25 · 6 answers · asked by ashley 2 in Celebrities

There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters.

So in order to get eggs he went and got a rooster. The man he got the
rooster from told him that the rooster would screw everything in sight.
But the farmer wanted the rooster anyway.

So he took it home and it screwed all the chickens. After a while it
started screwing all the other farm animals.

So one day the farmer walked up to the rooster and said,"Ya better stop
screwing everything or you will screw yourself to death!" But the
rooster just kept on screwing.

One day the farmer was walking through the field, and he found the
rooster laying on the ground with buzzards flying all around.

So he walked up to the rooster and said,"I told you you'd screw
yourself to death!" then the rooster opened his eyes and said, - "SHUT-
UP! I'm trying to get them to land!"

2006-07-29 09:50:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

I say Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker.

2006-07-29 09:50:12 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-29 09:49:56 · 3 answers · asked by ☼ Latina Loca loves Yayo ☼ 7 in Celebrities

ok..well ive been thinking between 3 things..but im not sure what id be better at...i either want to be a psychologist for kids,b/c i love helping ppl...a vet for marine mammels b/c ive loved the ocean all my life...or something to do with airplanes b/c im absolutely facinated by them...any ideas? which makes the most money you think? jus some pointers would help me choose...Thank you!!

2006-07-29 09:49:50 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Every time i do a search for Chris Fawkes i keep getting links to a photography site.

2006-07-29 09:49:47 · 4 answers · asked by William Z 1 in Television

Name that album,and artist. Explain why....

2006-07-29 09:49:38 · 1 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

who sings the impossible dream off the toshiba advert on tv, in the UK, must be this version of the song

2006-07-29 09:49:18 · 9 answers · asked by kukukjuk 1 in Music

I just wasted 5 points on this question. but im happy cuz i reached 5th level!! are you happy for me? im happy for you too if you are happy for me. its ok if you aren't happy for me. this is a dumb question anyways. take your free 2points though have a nice day.

2006-07-29 09:49:13 · 30 answers · asked by I Luv Joel Madden!! 6 in Polls & Surveys

yahoo answers people? I just asked the question "how's your day so far?" and as I suspected some people are having a bad day, I'd like to help. :-)

2006-07-29 09:49:07 · 7 answers · asked by crazygreeniis 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-29 09:48:51 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

he was supposedly from high school and its that scene where anna is having a fight with this guy who calls her names and to make him jelous goes and kisses that guy whose name i want to know. who is supposedly her new boyfriend.

2006-07-29 09:48:49 · 2 answers · asked by christina n 1 in Celebrities

Does anyone else think that the story line with Brad is stupid? Besides the woman that they got to play his mom would have had to have been like 12, when all of that crap happened. She does not look old enough. Besides I really wanted him to be bad. And don't you think that they are wearing out the crazy Victor thing?

2006-07-29 09:48:29 · 11 answers · asked by suequek 5 in Television

who else considers mcdonalds to be fine dining?

2006-07-29 09:47:37 · 29 answers · asked by UnderGroundJesTer 3 in Polls & Surveys