rate these jokes?

Question

A blonde was summoned to court to appear as a witness in a lawsuit.
The prosecutor opened his questioning with, "Where were you the night
of August 24th?"

"Objection!" said the defense attorney. "Irrelevant!"

"Oh, that's okay," said the blonde from the witness stand. "I don't
mind answering the question."

"I object!" the defense said again.

"No, really," said the blonde. "I'll answer."

The judge ruled: "If the witness insists on answering, there is no
reason for the defense to object."

So the prosecutor repeated the question: "Where were you the night of
August 24th?"

The blonde replied brightly, "I don't know."

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Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease...

Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as
cologne.
She refuses to let you milk her, saying "Not on the first date."
Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.
Your cow gets a silicon implant for her udder.
Your cow appears on Oprah, claiming to be a horse trapped in a cow's
body.
Your cow demands to be branded with the 'Golden Archs Logo'.
Your cow insists that all Hindus are sacred.
Your cow insists evaporated milk comes from thirsty cows.
Your cow quits the family dairy business and applies for a job at
Burger King.
She starts giving you Milk of Amnesia.
Your cow joins the Hell's Angels because, hey, it already has a cool
leather jacket.
Your cow starts smoking its grass rather than eating it.
Your cow spends half the day sitting in the Lotus Position
chanting "MOO" backwards.
Your cow insists that it can give you chocolate milk if you started
feeding it Hershey bars.
Your cow asks you to brand it again but only if you'll wear something
sexy this time.
Your cow purposely blinds itself with a dart and yells "Bullseye"!
Your cow becomes a Muslim and asks to be called "LaCream Abdul
Milkbar".
Your cow insists Milk Duds are the result of stupid cows.
Your cow starts laughing hysterically until milk spurts out its nose.
You find your cow hiding secret plans to burn down half of Chicago.
Your cow keeps wanting to chew other cows cuds.
Your cow believes it could really jump over the moon like in the
nursery rhyme if it had a really good run at it.

Answer 1

Whoa! I rate you 10/10 on the blond joke..good one!!!

Answer 2

9 5

Answer 3

The first one was ok and I really liked the second one. A rating of 7 and 10.

Answer 4

1. Very funny, and on a scale of 1-10, it would be a 8

2. I read the first couple lines, and got bored...Soo, u get the picture..

:)

Answer 5

Did you want this on a scale from 1-10?

1. 7

2. 9

They are both very funny.

Answer 6

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Answer 7

first one i rate a 4

second one a 5

they were ok

Answer 8

i don't get it 1out of 10 for each

Answer 9

these are pretty old sorry sweetpea check ya later ♥

Answer 10

good one, however, why does she have to be blonde???
2 large, too boring!!!