There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters.
So in order to get eggs he went and got a rooster. The man he got the
rooster from told him that the rooster would screw everything in sight.
But the farmer wanted the rooster anyway.
So he took it home and it screwed all the chickens. After a while it
started screwing all the other farm animals.
So one day the farmer walked up to the rooster and said,"Ya better stop
screwing everything or you will screw yourself to death!" But the
rooster just kept on screwing.
One day the farmer was walking through the field, and he found the
rooster laying on the ground with buzzards flying all around.
So he walked up to the rooster and said,"I told you you'd screw
yourself to death!" then the rooster opened his eyes and said, - "SHUT-
UP! I'm trying to get them to land!"
2006-07-29 09:50:21 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I loved the ending. You get a 10 from me how about mine.
2006-07-29 10:12:38 · answer #1 · answered by # one 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Oooookay.
2006-07-29 16:59:05 · answer #2 · answered by Allahu Akbar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a little chuckle lol check ya later â¥
2006-07-29 17:25:35 · answer #3 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good
2006-07-29 16:53:17 · answer #4 · answered by Citizen Mac 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha
2006-07-29 16:54:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never heard that one before...it's funny!!!!
2006-07-29 17:00:46 · answer #6 · answered by sunshine25 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-07-29 16:55:25 · answer #7 · answered by cnkbrum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one
2006-07-29 16:53:13 · answer #8 · answered by nice01guyin 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
(small chuckle) - stupid
**my honest reaction...
2006-07-29 16:53:07 · answer #9 · answered by one_sera_phim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
not funny
2006-07-29 16:53:21 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋