Entertainment & Music - 28 July 2006

I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart one day and was in line to check out.
A woman behind me asked if I had a dog.
On impulse, I told her "no" but that I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I'd ended up in the hospital the last time I was on the diet but I HAD lost 50 pounds before I awakened in the Intensive Care Unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms.
I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way it works is that you load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. Plus the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try the diet again.
I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story,
Horrified, the woman asked me if I'd ended up in the ER because I'd been poisoned by the dog food.
No..I was lickin' my ball on the curb and got hit by a car!

SmileyCat : )

Funny?

2006-07-28 16:18:05 · 11 answers · asked by SmileyCat : ) 4 in Jokes & Riddles

The Republican Party is to the right of most political parties in the world.

2006-07-28 16:17:54 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

i can hold a object and ttalk to it and it moves do you know why

2006-07-28 16:17:02 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Other - Entertainment

The new Justice League of America debuts next month. Besides the big 3, who would you like to see on the team?

2006-07-28 16:16:07 · 5 answers · asked by geejtopia 5 in Comics & Animation

2006-07-28 16:16:04 · 17 answers · asked by ray 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 16:15:47 · 47 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

1. carperpetuation (kar' pur pet u a shun) n. the act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least 12 times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum 1 more chance
2. disconfect (dis kon fekt') v. to sterilize the candy you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, somehow assuming this will 'remove' all the germs
3. elbonics (el bon' iks) n. the actions of 2 people maneuvering for 1 armrest in a movie theatre
4. elecelleration (el a cel er ay' shun) n. the mistaken notion that the more you press an elevator button the faster it will arrive
5. frust (frust) n. the small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan. Finally the person gives up and sweeps it under the rug
6. lactomangulation (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n. manhandling the 'open here' spout on a milk container so badly that 1 has to resort to the 'illegal' side
7. peppier (peh pee ay') n. the waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want ground pepper
8. phoneesia (fo nee’ zhuh) n. the affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as the answer
9. pupkus (pup’ kus) n. the moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it
10. telecrastination (tel e kras tin ay’ shun) n. the act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when your only 6 inches away

2006-07-28 16:15:43 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Tammy is short for it.

2006-07-28 16:14:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 16:14:55 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

just asking but their already bffs since before high school musical

2006-07-28 16:14:55 · 5 answers · asked by Nicole Bernise M 1 in Polls & Surveys

work, should they have to retire when the reach a certain age? Explain your opinion.

2006-07-28 16:14:36 · 6 answers · asked by ray 5 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 16:14:01 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 16:13:54 · 26 answers · asked by rollin on dubz 3 in Celebrities

i heard a rumor that daddy yankee is going to have a tour soon. is that true? for those of you who don't know daddy yankee, he is a puerto rican rapper. he's a reggaeton artist, and my favorite singer EVER! so does anyone know if he's gonna have a tour?

2006-07-28 16:13:02 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-28 16:12:35 · 26 answers · asked by Jubei 7 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 16:12:27 · 12 answers · asked by jojo 1 in Music

do you agree

2006-07-28 16:12:21 · 24 answers · asked by mfougnie 3 in Polls & Surveys

I would be SuperFlirt. I would flirt with all the bad guys and wear sexy outfits. I would use my beauty and charm to distract people and save the day.

2006-07-28 16:12:15 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 16:11:42 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

Uh..i heard this song and i dont know who sings it but the first part is"i was gonna clean my room before i got high" and then there is more but i cant remeber all of them.

2006-07-28 16:11:17 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

looking 4 the artist of "gettin sum"

2006-07-28 16:10:59 · 2 answers · asked by im2buzy04 1 in Music

Please explain to me how Vincent is still there!?

Any favorites for you yet?

2006-07-28 16:10:53 · 9 answers · asked by Heather 4 in Television

2006-07-28 16:10:01 · 6 answers · asked by Jujeaux 6 in Polls & Surveys

What do you think i think so you tell me

2006-07-28 16:09:37 · 17 answers · asked by Larry B 1 in Celebrities

I play bass and for an audition I was asked to play a song solo
I could come up with a bass solo but I wonder if anyone knew a song that would work. I think blister in the Sun works, I think 'linus and lucy' by Vince gribauldi works but I am not sure I want to steal Stu's bit

2006-07-28 16:09:35 · 6 answers · asked by mike c 5 in Music

Any from the show Hannah Montanah or suite life of zack and cody. Im not going to bug them or be some CRAZY fan like most, I just want to ask the question: What is it like being a disney channel star? I just want to know what its like. The first CORRECT screenname gets the best answer.

2006-07-28 16:08:58 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

just wondering i hate dumbo cuz um yea its kinda messed up.

2006-07-28 16:08:22 · 44 answers · asked by Anonymous in Movies

2006-07-28 16:07:20 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-28 16:04:39 · 6 answers · asked by aaron.lattin 2 in Music

2006-07-28 16:03:55 · 15 answers · asked by Jamecia w 1 in Horoscopes