His wife said, "Our lodger is so beautiful. Every Wednesday when you are playing darts, she has a bath in the tub in front of the fire. If you don't believe me, come home early next darts night and I'll leave a chink in the curtains."
The next Wednesday the husband keyed open the front door and said, "Did you have to stand there washing your ***?"
The wife said, "The lodger had a date so I took her bath. It's no big deal- You've seen mr naked before".
He said, "I know, but the darts team haven't".
2006-07-25
15:47:41
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