His wife said, "Our lodger is so beautiful. Every Wednesday when you are playing darts, she has a bath in the tub in front of the fire. If you don't believe me, come home early next darts night and I'll leave a chink in the curtains."
The next Wednesday the husband keyed open the front door and said, "Did you have to stand there washing your ***?"
The wife said, "The lodger had a date so I took her bath. It's no big deal- You've seen mr naked before".
He said, "I know, but the darts team haven't".
2006-07-25 15:47:41 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Not old.. cuz
Ive never heard that
2006-07-25 16:31:10 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
That one is going to keep my chuckling all day
Thanks
2006-07-26 03:33:43 · answer #2 · answered by loki_mcbedlam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha funny, that'll teach him to blab his mouth!
2006-07-25 22:54:53 · answer #3 · answered by red dragon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very sad.
2006-07-25 22:51:48 · answer #4 · answered by starting over 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard this before *chuckle*
2006-07-26 00:20:37 · answer #5 · answered by $~*DAT DAMN CHICK*~$ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2006-07-26 04:11:04 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehe
2006-07-25 22:53:32 · answer #7 · answered by Darling 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
never heard it---it was pretty good thou i liked it--do you have anymore?
2006-07-25 22:54:17 · answer #8 · answered by blueeyed sexy blonde 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heh heh heh
2006-07-25 22:49:51 · answer #9 · answered by shizzlechit 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehahee..thanks :)
2006-07-25 22:51:22 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋