My friend was really late for her appointment with the gynaecologist and although she always made a special effort over hygiene when making such visits - this tiime she really had to cut corners. She grabbed the washcloth beside the sink and gave herself a hurried clean and put the cloth into the wash machine and sped off hoping not to be late --- she made it just in time and was taken straight in. She knew the procedure, jumped on the table with legs apart and pretended she was in Paris or anywhere.
she was surprised when the doc commented that she had really made a special effort -- thought nothing more about it and was just happy that her session had finished.
When she got home her 6 year old daughter was in tears and cried 'mummy, where's my washcloth?'
She told her daughter not to worry --- just get a clean one from the cupboard.
No, No, cried her daughter - - I need the one that I left by the sink --- It had all my sparkles & glitter saved inside it !!!
2006-07-21
03:54:29
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