Best Genie Story Ever
>
> A Husband took his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,
> the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of
> the biggest house
> adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be
> careful!
>
> Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how
> much
> your lousy drive is going to cost us."
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
> voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the
> damage that was done:
>
> Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying
> on its side near the pieces of window glass.
>
> A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
> window?"
>
> "Uh ... yes sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
>
> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
> I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
> years. Now that
> you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you
> each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for
> myself."
>
> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
> blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my
> life."
>
> "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can
> do. And, I'll guarantee you a long & healthy life!"
>
> "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
>
> "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete wi th servants in every
> country in the world," she said.
>
> "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be
> safe from
> fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
>
>
> "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
>
> "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with
> a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with
> your wife."
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
> both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
>
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
> right.
> Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
> you, honey?"
>
> You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same
> for you!"
>
> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
> the afternoon enjoying ea ch other.
>
> The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex,
> the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked,
> "How old are you
> and your husband?"
>
> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
> "No Kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old.....and both of you
> still believe in genies ?"
2006-07-21
07:43:42
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