what do you think of this joke?

Question

Best Genie Story Ever
>
> A Husband took his wife to play her first game of golf. Of course,
> the wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the window of
> the biggest house
> adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, "I warned you to be
> careful!
>
> Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize and see how
> much
> your lousy drive is going to cost us."
>
> So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
> voice said, "Come on in." When they opened the door they saw the
> damage that was done:
>
> Glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying
> on its side near the pieces of window glass.
>
> A man reclining on the couch asked, "Are you the people that broke my
> window?"
>
> "Uh ... yes sir. We're sure sorry about that," the husband replied.
>
> "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see,
> I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand
> years. Now that
> you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you
> each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for
> myself."
>
> "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and
> blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my
> life."
>
> "No problem," said the genie. "You've got it, it's the least I can
> do. And, I'll guarantee you a long & healthy life!"
>
> "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
>
> "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete wi th servants in every
> country in the world," she said.
>
> "Consider it done," the genie said. "And your homes will always be
> safe from
> fire, burglary and natural disasters!"
>
>
> "And now," the couple asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
>
> "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, and haven't been with
> a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with
> your wife."
>
> The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we
> both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
>
> She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're
> right.
> Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about
> you, honey?"
>
> You know I love you sweetheart," said the husband. I'd do the same
> for you!"
>
> So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of
> the afternoon enjoying ea ch other.
>
> The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex,
> the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked,
> "How old are you
> and your husband?"
>
> "Why, we're both 35," she responded breathlessly.
>
> "No Kidding," he said. "Thirty-five years old.....and both of you
> still believe in genies ?"

Answer 1

Uhh...very interesting...

How did you cram that into 1000 characters...

Answer 2

BEST GENIE STORY EVER

I was walking on Venice Beach were all the bodybuilders work out when I spotted this guy with the best physique I had ever seen - only thing wrong was he had an abnormally tiny head.
Gathering my courage I went up to him and 1st complimented him on looking like Adonis but I had to ask why his head was so small.
He thanked me and told me we once was like evryone else but one day he was running on the beach and tripped over a magic lamp. This freed a beautiful Genie who said, "Oh master, you've freed me from 1,000 years of bondage. Your any wish is my command."
Because she was totally hot, I said, I want to have sex with you right now."
And the Genie replied , "Oh master, nothing would give me greater pleasure but it's my time of the month so I would like to grant you any other wish.
So I said, "OK how about a little head?"

Answer 3

I have heard it before, but a lot shorter. Here's a golf one for you:


A woman is playing a round of golf with her partners. As her group is approaching the second hole, she gets stung by a bee. It is very painful but she continues to play on.

After a while, the course manager is driving around to see how everyone is doing. He asks her group how they are doing. The woman says "Good, except I got stung by a bee."

"Where at?" he asks.

"Between the first and the second hole" she replies.

He ponders it for a moment and says "Well, close up your stance and don't have your legs so wide."

Answer 4

Hilarious

Answer 5

that was funny, i heard this one too about home depot...


two guys were looking for their wives,one young and the other old.
they both were running around and collided into each other.
the old guy apologizes and explains he's looking for his wife and wasnt paying attention.
the younger guy says that's okay im looking for my wife also and im in a hurry.
the old guy suggests he'll help him find his and the younger helps find his wife too. so the older man asked what does she look like?..
the younger guy says she's tall, with red hair and has really big boobs wearing tight shorts..what does your wife look like?
the older guy says never mind lets find yours!

Answer 6

Hillarous

Answer 7

I heard it differently. About a leperchaun in a restroom. But its not apropriate here. Create a shorter delivery and I think it will be better. Good luck!

Answer 8

If I were 13 years old I'd say "lol" but instead I'll say that joke is very funny.

Answer 9

Super long but okay I guess. You got a chuckle out of me.

Answer 10

I'm a believer...in golf I'm like the genie: "I ALWAYS PUTT IT N' DA HOE!

Answer 11

I've heard it before.... after a while, you know the punch line and the joke isn't funny any more.