Entertainment & Music - 21 July 2006

how many?

i'm the only child :)

2006-07-21 16:37:04 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Polls & Surveys

ok... here are some of my favorite lines from the Simpsons...let`s see if you can figure out which character said the following:
1. "Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything. 14% of people know that."
2. "the doctor said I would'nt have so many nosebleeds if I kept my fingers out of there"
3. "stupid, sexy Flanders"
4. "What IS your fascination with my forbidden closet of mysteries?"
5. "Ooh, the Germans are mad at me. I'm so scared! Oooh, the Germans!"
6. "Are you the creator of Hi and Lois, because you are making me laugh"

2006-07-21 16:36:16 · 7 answers · asked by Truth 2 in Comics & Animation

The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.

During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"

All the men stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"

All the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"

Half the women stood up.

"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"

All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.

2006-07-21 16:35:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Jokes & Riddles

Phil Collins......in the air

2006-07-21 16:34:20 · 15 answers · asked by just2wild4ya 4 in Music

2006-07-21 16:34:07 · 8 answers · asked by Mz.ATL 2 in Celebrities

I am an ancient container.
Remove my last,
I become the one to make it.
Remove all but my first three,
I become a container ofter used
today to boil water.

2006-07-21 16:33:53 · 16 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Jokes & Riddles

when girls are into porn?

2006-07-21 16:33:49 · 25 answers · asked by Elle 3 in Movies

gerard way *from mcr*....davey havok *from afi*......sonny moore *from fftl*......tom delong *from blink 182 & *AvA*

2006-07-21 16:33:01 · 9 answers · asked by Rachel. 3 in Music

Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''

When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.

Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''

The Teacher fainted.

2006-07-21 16:32:38 · 14 answers · asked by Goalie Gurl 2 in Jokes & Riddles

2006-07-21 16:31:53 · 19 answers · asked by Shane W 2 in Television

2006-07-21 16:31:50 · 23 answers · asked by just2wild4ya 4 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-21 16:31:10 · 17 answers · asked by soccerqt 1 in Celebrities

days or gh?

2006-07-21 16:30:43 · 35 answers · asked by bam_32473 2 in Television

Home Improvment? With tim Allen?

2006-07-21 16:30:37 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

does anyone know how to find him

2006-07-21 16:29:57 · 1 answers · asked by troy4life1990 1 in Movies

2006-07-21 16:29:49 · 17 answers · asked by empressredbone 1 in Horoscopes

East of the moon and west of the sun
As far as the eye can see
East of the moon and west of the sun
I'll find you and you'll find me

2006-07-21 16:28:57 · 7 answers · asked by karldon 3 in Music

looks coo to me :)

2006-07-21 16:28:40 · 3 answers · asked by WhiteHat 6 in Television

2006-07-21 16:28:24 · 19 answers · asked by Kader 3 in Polls & Surveys

2006-07-21 16:28:07 · 3 answers · asked by Joey W 3 in Television

a magician named david copperfield once during a show, had a paper rose with him, he walked to the public and gave it to a girl, but before he gave it to her he put a lighter under it and the paper rose burnt really fast and it wasnt a paper rose anymore but a real rose. i thought it was a GREAT trick to do to a girl, and i've been looking all over the internet to know how to do it but i've had no luck. does anybody known how to do this?! please! if you dont wanna share the secret with the world, then IM me in yahoo messenger please, all my life i've looked for this trick and learn how to do it! :( thanks.

here's a site that describes that night http://www-tech.mit.edu/V112/N13/copperfield.13a.html

2006-07-21 16:27:59 · 2 answers · asked by jextreme_22 2 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-21 16:27:53 · 15 answers · asked by k 1 in Music

A woman was getting ready to take a shower one day.. and her 5yr old son asked if he could take one with her. She said "yes but just don't look down." So they get in the shower and of course the little boy looks down. He says, "mommy, what's that?" She replies, "my little black sponge." So they get out of the shower and the little boy sees him mom fully clothed. He says, "Mommy, what happened to your little black sponge?" So just to get him to drop the subject she tells him, "I lost it." So he tells her that he'll go look for it.

A few minutes later the little boy comes back and says, "Mommy I found your little black sponge. The neighbor lady is washing daddy's face with it!"

Moral: Stay in school!

2006-07-21 16:27:44 · 8 answers · asked by PseudoQuasiX 3 in Jokes & Riddles

UK and USA only please

2006-07-21 16:26:13 · 32 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

mike jones

2006-07-21 16:25:49 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Music

2006-07-21 16:23:07 · 7 answers · asked by puppy_luver_forever 1 in Other - Entertainment

2006-07-21 16:22:18 · 19 answers · asked by Stevo 2 in Music

2006-07-21 16:22:09 · 3 answers · asked by Anonymous in Celebrities

2006-07-21 16:21:30 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Television

i really need to know!!!!

2006-07-21 16:21:05 · 8 answers · asked by -Lollipopangel360- 1 in Celebrities