There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at
Tim Alley's Grocery Store. The owner Tim doesn't know what
Junior's problem is, but the boys like to tease him. They
say he's two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles shy of a
barrel. To prove it, sometimes they offer Junior his choice
between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel.
One day, after Junior grabbed the nickel, Tim got him off to
one side and said, "Junior, those boys are making fun of you.
They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel.
Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"
Junior said, "No...it's cuz, if I took the dime, they'd quit
doing it!"
2006-07-21
16:14:16
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