another joke....:)?

Question

There's a little fellow named Junior who hangs out at
Tim Alley's Grocery Store. The owner Tim doesn't know what
Junior's problem is, but the boys like to tease him. They
say he's two bricks shy of a load, or two pickles shy of a
barrel. To prove it, sometimes they offer Junior his choice
between a nickel and a dime. He always takes the nickel.
One day, after Junior grabbed the nickel, Tim got him off to
one side and said, "Junior, those boys are making fun of you.
They think you don't know the dime is worth more than the nickel.
Are you grabbing the nickel because it's bigger, or what?"
Junior said, "No...it's cuz, if I took the dime, they'd quit
doing it!"

Answer 1

that was cute!!! lol
here's one
Butt Measurement
A man and his wife were working in their garden one day and the man looks over at his wife and says "Your butt is getting really big, I mean really big. I bet your butt is bigger than the barbecue grill."
With that he proceeded to get a measuring tape and measure the grill and then went over to where his wife was working and measured his wife's bottom. "Yes, I was right , your butt is two inches wider than the barbecue grill!!!" The woman chose to ignore her husband. Later that night in bed, the husband is feeling frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers: "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-*** grill for one little weenie?"

Answer 2

Lawyers should never ask a Southern grandma a question if they
aren't prepared for the answer.

In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his
first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He
approached her and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know me?"

She responded, "Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known
you since you were a young boy, and frankly, you've been a big
disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you
manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think
you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you never
will amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I
know you."

The lawyer was stunned! Not knowing what else to do, he pointed
across the room and asked, "Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense
attorney?"

She again replied, "Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since
he was a youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking
problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone and his
law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to
mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of
them was your wife. Yes, I know him."

The defense attorney almost died.

The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a
very quiet voice, said, "If either of you idiots asks her if she
knows me, I'll send you to the electric chair."

Answer 3

Very cute

Answer 4

Oh haha, thts a good one! Still water runs deep it seems:)

Answer 5

heheh... now junior is the smarter one it seems :)

Answer 6

Lol. that's cute.

Answer 7

hahaha that was very funny

Answer 8

hahaha...that was cute. i like it

Answer 9

AWWWWWWSOME!!! THIS IS HILLARIOUS YO!!!