A woman was getting ready to take a shower one day.. and her 5yr old son asked if he could take one with her. She said "yes but just don't look down." So they get in the shower and of course the little boy looks down. He says, "mommy, what's that?" She replies, "my little black sponge." So they get out of the shower and the little boy sees him mom fully clothed. He says, "Mommy, what happened to your little black sponge?" So just to get him to drop the subject she tells him, "I lost it." So he tells her that he'll go look for it.
A few minutes later the little boy comes back and says, "Mommy I found your little black sponge. The neighbor lady is washing daddy's face with it!"
Moral: Stay in school!
2006-07-21
16:27:44
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