The priest in a small Irish village loved the cock and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. But one Saturday night the cock went missing! The priest knew that cock fights happened in the village so he started to question his parishioners in church the next morning.
During Mass, he asked the congregation, "Has anybody got a cock?"
All the men stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?"
All the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn't belong to them?"
Half the women stood up.
"No, no," he said, "that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?"
All the nuns, three altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up.
2006-07-21 16:35:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol very very cute lol check ya later ♥
2006-07-21 18:32:06 · answer #1 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! The joke goes smoothly..cute!
2006-07-22 01:04:01 · answer #2 · answered by lsubetty 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Excellent!!!
2006-07-22 07:54:45 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but what is the **** for? I'm dying to know!
2006-07-21 23:52:35 · answer #4 · answered by the_trumpet_king 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha! It had me in stitches
2006-07-21 23:50:02 · answer #5 · answered by Zenylt 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dat ws cool
2006-07-21 23:53:39 · answer #6 · answered by k c 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
But actually i could not get what's in the ****.
2006-07-22 01:05:00 · answer #7 · answered by Rajesh K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is really funny.
2006-07-21 23:47:29 · answer #8 · answered by usa_grl15 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes, it's definitely cute!
2006-07-22 00:49:31 · answer #9 · answered by wondering 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good
2006-07-22 13:05:10 · answer #10 · answered by Aby 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋