Sunday School
Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, ''Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?''
When Mary didn't stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. ''God Almighty !'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
A while later the teacher asked Mary, ''Who is our Lord and Savior?'' But Mary didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. ''Jesus Christ!'' shouted Mary and the teacher said, ''Very good,'' and Mary fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, ''What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?'' And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, ''If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!''
The Teacher fainted.
2006-07-21 16:32:38 · 14 answers · asked by Goalie Gurl 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahahahaha that the one that hit me in the funnybone...
especiallly the last remark by Mary that she will break that Thing which was misinterpreted by the Sunday School teacher !!har har har
2006-07-21 16:44:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Amusing.
2006-07-21 23:35:15 · answer #2 · answered by x_chasing_safety_x 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah I heard that one before it's really funny!
2006-07-25 19:32:05 · answer #3 · answered by Jessica 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is cute. I like your version better than the way my husband tells it!!
2006-07-22 00:03:03 · answer #4 · answered by Ginger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes that was a good one .
2006-07-21 23:37:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny lolz
2006-07-21 23:36:27 · answer #6 · answered by jason 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought it was pretty funny
2006-07-21 23:36:24 · answer #7 · answered by family man 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one. that was funny.
2006-07-21 23:35:23 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
:)) lol...hahahahahaha...that was funny
2006-07-21 23:36:14 · answer #9 · answered by Shyne_06 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one........that is awesome
2006-07-21 23:35:35 · answer #10 · answered by DivaStar 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋