Ok Im gonna make this a multi-parter...
Willys cynical thought for the day;
Remember this fact; any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 per cent probability you'll freaking get it wrong!
- Midnight Bugs taste Best
- Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.
- Wear Heavy Boots. You can't kick things when you're wearin' sneakers.
- NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.
- If you're a complainer, ride at the back of the pack so you won't contaminate the rest of the group.
- Never try to race an old Geezer; he may have one more gear than you.
- The size of the PISTON don't tell you nothin' about the DEPTH of the stroke.
- Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.
- You'll get farther down the road if you learn to use more than two fingers on the front brake.
- Routine maintenance should never be neglected.
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2006-07-19
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