A Little Biker Wisdom -- from the smartest people on earth (Part 1)?

Question

Ok Im gonna make this a multi-parter...
Willys cynical thought for the day;

Remember this fact; any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 per cent probability you'll freaking get it wrong!

-  Midnight Bugs taste Best

-  Saddlebags can never hold everything you want, but they CAN hold everything you need.

-  Wear Heavy Boots. You can't kick things when you're wearin' sneakers.

-  NEVER argue with a woman holding a torque wrench.

-  If you're a complainer, ride at the back of the pack so you won't contaminate the rest of the group.

-  Never try to race an old Geezer; he may have one more gear than you.

-  The size of the PISTON don't tell you nothin' about the DEPTH of the stroke.

-  Home is where your bike sits still long enough to leave a few drops of oil on the ground.

-  You'll get farther down the road if you learn to use more than two fingers on the front brake.

-  Routine maintenance should never be neglected.

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From; WILLYS JOKES 10/24/05 A LITTLE BIKER WISDOM Don't tell yo mamma you reading diz I'll NEVER freaking tell shi!!

Yo police your handcuff's are too tight this IS Humor! Just because you don't recognize it means diddly squat!

Answer 1

And always trust the little cocktail waitress who just wants to fill you with free coffee and pizza, before you ride off into the sunset!

Answer 2

dont take the geasers parking spot he may have insurance enoulf to thrash your car

nice tatoo

Answer 3

........and here's one for you:

Never do this on yahoo answers again, its meant for humor only.