b-i-t-c-h (bich) n.
female: the women who stole your boyfriend
male: the hot, sexy chick at reception
butt (but) n.
female: the body part that every item of clothing makes "look bigger"
male: the organ of mooning, farting, and number two-ing
commitment (ko-mit-ment) n.
female: the desire to marry and raise a family
male: a female specific term, not relevant to the male species
communication (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shun) n.
female : the sharing of emotions and deep seated feeling with ones partner
male: the sharing of jokes with ones pals
entertainment (en-ter-tayn-ment) n
female: a good movie, concert, play or book
male: anything involving alchohal, table tops, and women dressed in material only half an inch in width
flatulence (flach-u-lents) n.
female: a by product of digestion
male: an endless source of entertainment, self expression and male bonding
2006-07-18
14:33:34
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