A Beer Before It Starts
A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on
the
TV, and said to his wife, "Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer. When he finished
it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's gonna start." This
time
she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top, "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop
your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run
around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and
wash
and iron all day long?
The husband sighed. "Sh!t, it's started."
i gave it a 3 because i saw it coming
2006-07-17
19:50:38
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