A woman was helping her husband set-up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, told him that he would now need to enter a password. Someting he will use to log-on. The husband was rather in a humorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention. So when the computer asked him to enter the password, he made it plainly obvious to his wife what he was keying-in "P..E..N..I..S..".
His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer replied. ***PASSWORD REJECTED, NOT LONG ENOUGH***
2006-07-17 19:43:04 · 15 answers · asked by Howard 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
funny, check this one:
"There were these three guys at the lake, a German, an Englishman and a Nigerian.
The German took out his dick, put it in the water, waited a while and told the others: "I can feel the temperature of the water. It's 32 degrees Celsius".
The other two were amazed. "Let me try", the Englishman said. So he put his organ in the water, waited and said: "To be more exact, the temperature is 32.3 degrees Celsius".
At last the Nigerian man said, "Let me have a try".
So he took his equipment, lowered it into the lake and said, "I've no idea about the temperature, but the water is 2 feet 9 inches deep.
2006-07-17 20:32:21 · answer #1 · answered by ♥Gilmore♥ 5 · 4⤊ 0⤋
10 of 10
2006-07-17 21:32:51 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was riding in a taxicab this morning and there was a female dispatcher on the two-way radio. She was dispatching the cabs to various addresses and the usual dispatch chatter was going on. Suddenly, the dispatcher asked?... Michael Hunt, are you out there... Mike? Do you read me?... Mike Hunt, Mike Hunt... Come in, ... Come In... Come in Mike Hunt. I don't know why this seem so funny to me- it's just a persons name.
I couldn't stop laughing. I think something shot out of my nose!
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2006-07-17 19:49:44 · answer #3 · answered by ••Mott•• 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but yeah, it's funny. 7 out of 10
2006-07-17 19:48:50 · answer #4 · answered by toffeemine 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 out of 10. something my grandpa would tell when all the ladies were gone.
2006-07-17 19:46:57 · answer #5 · answered by good knower 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute. I like it. I rate it a 7.
2006-07-17 19:51:44 · answer #6 · answered by lazeydazey_63845 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahaha
I actually lol for that one, and thats kinda hard to get that from me.
I forgot to rate....9/10
2006-07-17 19:47:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
in a propriate. get a life and decent jokes
2006-07-17 19:46:48 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 9 out of 10! I needed a good laugh, thanks!
2006-07-17 19:51:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1 out of 10,000.
2006-07-17 19:46:17 · answer #10 · answered by embigguns 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋